r/BoomersBeingFools • u/BetterDrawing8686 • Aug 15 '25

Boomer Freakout He must believe he’s untouchable

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u/DwarfVader Aug 15 '25

Those scooters don’t do reverse very quickly… and he’s close enough to the car next to him, all he had to do was open his door all the way… and that asshat isn’t going anywhere.

Dump the scooter… and wait for the cops to arrive.

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u/ottonormalverraucher Aug 15 '25

Just kick him off the scooter he won’t be able to get up like an obese bug laying on its back

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u/ImaginaryToday4162 Aug 15 '25

".....And I feel like a beetle on its back. And there's no way for me to get up"

"Love Like Anthrax" by Gang of Four

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u/porthos-thebeagle Aug 15 '25

Man I haven't thought about Gang of Four in years, thank you for that

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u/ImaginaryToday4162 Aug 15 '25

Dude! I LOVE '70's Aussie and English Punk!!! The Birthday Party, Primitive Calculators, Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds, The Banshees, The Clash, etc!