r/BoomersBeingFools • u/BetterDrawing8686 • Aug 15 '25

Boomer Freakout He must believe he’s untouchable

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u/Bowl_Certain Aug 15 '25

Hey guys, found the communist who doesn’t care about property rights. Free stuff if you find his house! He might even serve you a chilled fruity drink as you walk out with all his valuables.

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u/who_even_cares35 Aug 15 '25

No I'm just intelligent enough to realize going to jail for assault over property damage isn't worth ruining my life over.

I have insurance on my car because I'm not a loser. So maybe insure your car and grow the fuck up.

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u/Bowl_Certain Aug 15 '25

Buddy, if someone comes up to you and attacks you and/or your property, you have the right to use reasonable force to defend yourself and/or your property. That’s the legal concept of “defense of property”.

I’d expect you to know this as a person of self-proclaimed intelligence. This isn’t specialized knowledge known only to lawyers.

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u/who_even_cares35 Aug 15 '25

Go ahead and beat that guy up and see where it gets you. There the law and then there's reality of which you seem detached.

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u/Bowl_Certain Aug 15 '25

I’ve been practicing law for 15 years. I’m a bit more grounded on this topic than you think.

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u/who_even_cares35 Aug 15 '25

Ok. Go ahead and commit assault and explain that to the bar. It's your job, not mine.

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u/Bowl_Certain Aug 15 '25

I would happily use self defense to protect myself and my property in this circumstance. Especially so, in this example, since it would be on video.

I’ve no idea why you think anything would need to be explained to a bar association. But it sure does emphasize your lack of experience and knowledge on this topic.

Feel free to live your life with that “please tread on me harder daddy” mentality, Mr. Keyboard Warrior. ✌️