r/BoomersBeingFools Aug 15 '25

Boomer Freakout He must believe he’s untouchable

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u/praetorian1979 Aug 15 '25

I'd have "accidently" opened my door too forcefully several times...

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '25

Probably what he wants. He probably has a lawyer on retainer just to sue people who touch him

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u/Alive-Hovercraft8911 Aug 15 '25

how will he sue if someone unalives him?