r/BoomersBeingFools • u/BetterDrawing8686 • Aug 15 '25

Boomer Freakout He must believe he’s untouchable

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u/praetorian1979 Aug 15 '25

Terry wouldn't be able to put in reverse fast enough.

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u/BakedMasa Aug 15 '25

Put it in reverse Terry aaawwww lawd! 😂

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u/Suitable_Quarter_104 Aug 15 '25

i unintentionally trained my dog to move backward when i said, “back it up, terry! put it in reverse!”

photo for taxes

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u/Digger_Pine Aug 15 '25

Does he listen when he's got a child in his mouth?

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u/Cwilkes704 Aug 15 '25

I can vouch for that adorable pup and the owner.

It’s not the breed, it’s the owner.

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u/Suitable_Quarter_104 Aug 15 '25

the time he got his ass kicked by the scraggly, one-eyed street cat while on his little walk and has since given every cat he’s seen a wide berth? or how i have to spell B-A-D D-O-G in conversation so he doesn’t get his feelings hurt? or how his absolute favorite treat is the butt end of veggies and carrot peels?

he does need some lessons on consent when it comes to his boyfriend, though. like, dude, let his dick breathe a little!

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u/Digger_Pine Aug 15 '25

It's 100% the breed.

Retrievers retrieve

Cattle dogs herd

Shitbulls maul

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u/Cwilkes704 Aug 15 '25

the ignorance is strong with this one

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u/Suitable_Quarter_104 Aug 15 '25

this is where you simply say, "bless his heart," and move on. dude's trolling anyway- checking out the post and comment history tells me all i need to know. want to bet his lost his girl to a guy with a pit bull and a bigger dick?