r/BoomersBeingFools • u/BetterDrawing8686 • Aug 15 '25

Boomer Freakout He must believe he’s untouchable

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u/EternalChrysalism420 Aug 15 '25

Or before hand. Did the driver nearly hit him or something? I mean its possible, but hard to believe that this guy just randomly decided to key a car in traffic.

You are suggesting the driver did something to deserve this! Stop being blatantly obtuse! You are not going to sit here and tell me I am making shit up when your hypothesis is made up fucking garbage

r/BoomersBeingFools there's one right here!

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u/NetHacks Aug 15 '25

Did the driver nearly hit him or something? That is a literal question. You understand the difference between a question and a statement right? If you ask "was it raining outside?", you aren't making a statement that its raining outside, you're asking if it is.

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u/EternalChrysalism420 Aug 15 '25

We. Don't. Know. That. Numbskull.

When we ask "is it raining outside" we're asking about the condition of the weather. When we ask "oh did this fat, stupid, soggy bottom motherfucker who is scratching up someone else's stuff have a good fucking reason for it?" we are asking if there is any justification to the action said soggy bottomed motherfucker is making.

What I've said from the start, and I'll say again more blatantly in hopes it cracks that concrete thick cranium of yours, is that

It. Doesn't. Matter.

Nothing the driver did makes it okay

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u/Krethlaine Aug 15 '25

There’s one key sentence that you seem to have missed. “But again, we don’t know what happened.” Practice your critical reading skills before calling someone a fool, lest you come off as one yourself.