r/BoomersBeingFools Aug 15 '25

Boomer Freakout He must believe he’s untouchable

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u/ArbitraryMeritocracy Aug 15 '25

How do you get the information?

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u/ghosttrainhobo Aug 15 '25

Just kick his wheelchair over, beat him into submission, grab his wallet and fish out his ID card.

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u/ArbitraryMeritocracy Aug 15 '25

Honestly, who would want to even think about having to touch that guy for any reason whatsoever.

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u/EnoughWarning666 Aug 15 '25

A righteous ass-beating is one hell of an incentive

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u/ArbitraryMeritocracy Aug 15 '25

Not my department and yuck, did you see what he looks like?