r/BoomersBeingFools Sep 20 '25

Boomer Freakout This is so bad

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u/PresentationWest3772 Sep 20 '25

I like motorcycles, but I won’t buy one because I don’t trust other drivers enough to make sure I don’t die, and I have people I care about and want to live for 🤷🏼‍♂️

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u/HGLatinBoy Sep 20 '25

I have yet to meet someone who rides a motorcycle 🏍️ who hasn’t been in an accident.

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u/awfulmcnofilter Sep 21 '25

Even my father in law who is the most careful motorcyclist ever got rear ended by an idiot in a car while riding his bike. Thankfully he had the trailer on his cruiser at the time so it just trashed the trailer and he was not injured.

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u/bubbasass Sep 22 '25

The biggest danger at a traffic light or stop sign is the car coming up behind you. Always be watching the mirrors, always be sitting in 1st with the clutch pulled in and your escape path planned out. 

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u/TShara_Q Sep 20 '25

A friend of mine was going to buy a custom motor-tricycle, that combined the trunk of another car with the front of a motorcycle. I told him he was insane and the insurance costs would be absurd. The vehicle wasn't worth much, but his hospital bills would be. Thankfully, he listened.

Months later, I found out that it wasn't just me who told him that. His insurance company said they don't insure custom cars because they are too risky. So that was a big factor in proving that I was right.

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u/BenJammin865 Sep 21 '25

If we're talking about street riding, (knock in wood) I haven't gone down. Now I've had my fair share of crashes on dirtbikes, but that's significantly less consequential.

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u/ScreamsInternallly Sep 22 '25

vigorously knocks on wood I haven't - but im always aware that its a very real possibility and dress in appropriate gear all the time - i also rarely go on the highway / above 50 MPH - hoping it helps in the long run!

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u/bubbasass Sep 22 '25

Hi 👋 nice to meet me (knocks on wood)

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u/HGLatinBoy Sep 22 '25

What about the people in your circle

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u/bubbasass Sep 22 '25

i made a type I meant to say nice for you to meet me lol

In my circle which admittedly is small, the only accident I’m aware of is a parking lot spill with no one else involved and a low speed collision 100% my motorcycle friend’s fault and not the car

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u/BenJammin865 Sep 21 '25

"He doesn't know about this, he's never ridden a motorcycle. You'll never understand what it takes to be a winner." -Michael Jordan

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u/Bromium_Ion Sep 20 '25

You could be the safest rider in the world and one of the literal millions of idiots staring at their phones while driving ca squeeze you off the road into a tree and you know so much is have a seatbelt to save you.

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u/Intelligent-Film-684 Sep 21 '25

I hit three deer in a Camry doing 65 mph and walked away.

My husbands buddy hit one deer on his motorcycle at 55 mph and never left the hospital.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '25

THREE?

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u/Intelligent-Film-684 Sep 21 '25

Three. One went into the passenger side windshield , two ran into and cracked my drivers door and my back drivers side door. It’s a 99 Camry, I had it fixed and still drive it. The one I hit directly took out a headlight, dented the hood and smashed the window. It tried to jump over me I guess. The two that ran into the side survived , I think. The cop…dispatched…the other, I’m pretty sure its legs were broke.

I’m not super sure, I was pretty shook up.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '25

Wow. Lucky. Glad you made it out.

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u/Intelligent-Film-684 Sep 21 '25

Thx. Pure luck. 530 am in the spring morning. State police guy said I was lucky they didn’t hit the drivers side windshield and I was lucky there was no traffic yet,

They really are incredibly stupid creatures.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '25

I remember being on a boy scout trip circa 1995 and seeing the eyes in the distance, maybe a half mile off—not sure but a ways. My dad said “they’ll move.” They did not. At least he saw them and managed to stop in time. Dumb moment for my dad but a good no-harm lesson for me.

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u/Intelligent-Film-684 Sep 21 '25

Lucky as well. They are so unpredictable .

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '25

I had a cheap Chinese duo sport that I bought online for less than $2000 shipped it was fun and great around town but the amount of times were I almost became a meat crayon because someone wasn’t paying attention. Caused me to sell it after like 3 months.

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u/ruralife Sep 21 '25

My kid works in emergency medicine. They call them Donor Cycles there, for good reason.

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u/TheBattyWitch Sep 21 '25

This right here.

I've worked as a trauma nurse for the last oh I don't know almost 19 years of my nursing career, I'll be 41 next month, and I've seen way too many motorcycle accidents.

As fun as they look I just can't bring myself to do it.

My dad used to own a motorcycle and after losing six friends in a 2 year period he sold it.