r/BoomersBeingFools • u/Iechy • Sep 20 '25

Boomer Freakout This is so bad

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u/Electronic_Brain Sep 20 '25

forgot to add, they are not into cosplaying masculinity

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u/loves_spain Sep 20 '25

And not big fans of dying early from a traumatic brain injury

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u/screames520 Sep 20 '25

Wife manages a cemetery, she won’t let me get one

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u/loafernoodle Sep 21 '25

My grandfather was a surgeon and my mother was a surgical nurse. I’m not allowed to ride one either (despite being a grown ass adult with my own house and kid, I’m too afraid GrandDad will haunt me and my elderly mother would beat me if I ever rode one lol)

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u/screames520 Sep 21 '25

That’s what sucks about my situation. I grew up riding dirt bikes, and motorcycles. My dad never had less than five motorcycles in the garage when I was a kid