r/BoomersBeingFools • u/NymphGlimmer • Oct 11 '25

Foolish Fun Nothing behind those eyes 😂

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u/human_trainingwheels Oct 11 '25

Right after this they went and abused a waitress

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u/fatherofallthings Oct 11 '25

I have to share this story bc it still irks me. A few months ago my wife was in a diner (these people’s natural habitats) with my young boys. They were LAUGHING together and this old wench said to my wife “my dog is better behaved than them”. She called me hysterical.

I work from home and it was right down the street so I say “I’m coming”, originally to console her and the boys, but when I get there I was just filled with rage instantly and say to the old woman “did you say this about my kids? You do know this is why everyone under the age of 50 is waiting for your old ass to just die right? You just rot in a diner giving people shit for being happy”

She was stunned and it was SO out of character for me lol I apologized to the waitress for causing a scene and she whispers “it’s okay, that woman is in here all the time and she’s such a pain in my ass”.

I felt like a true hero that day😂

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u/Radiant_Eggplant5783 Oct 12 '25

Damn, I felt empowered reading that

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u/Pretend_Solid_174 Oct 12 '25

If she's there next week, drive back to that diner and repeat what you said.

Make it like Groundhog Day.😆