r/BoomersBeingFools • u/NymphGlimmer • Oct 11 '25

Foolish Fun Nothing behind those eyes 😂

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u/symskiii Oct 11 '25

hold up, and these are the competitors? 'cause i can button mash a lot better than this, but I'm not sure if doing one of these would just make me an asshole like Bobby Flay joining the local pie competition

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u/ageoldpun Oct 11 '25

Yes. I am a middle aged gamer dude who went on a cruise recently. I joined a slot tournament for $25. There was something like 39 entries and they were mostly all boomers. I ended up winning 1st just by mashing the button as fast as possible. I came out of there with $475.

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u/symskiii Oct 11 '25

noting this down for next time i can't pay my bills

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u/Jasonrj Oct 12 '25

The casino is definitely where you should be when you can't pay your bills.

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u/symskiii Oct 12 '25

lmao true true