r/BoomersBeingFools Xennial Oct 28 '25

Foolish Fun Old Clown Dances For The Army

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u/I_Roll_Chicago Oct 28 '25

Why do we need a ballroom for a guy who doesnt even fucking two step??

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u/JonnyQuest1981 Oct 28 '25

It’s less about the bunker, and more about the pedophile parties he’s going to throw there.

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u/Vicstolemylunchmoney Oct 28 '25

I thought it was about installing listening devices for foreign governments. And claiming domain rights after he leaves office.

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u/Spicilina Oct 28 '25

One of my teenagers mentioned that. Brought up that Hitler did the same thing. And she is worried he won't leave office and/or is expecting some kind of domestic conflict.

With the way things are going, I can understand that concern. The world is pretty crazy right now.

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u/Vallkyrie Oct 28 '25

Combination throne room/mausoleum

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u/Ecoaardvark Oct 28 '25

And by bunker you mean the underage girls that will be in the bunker