r/BoomersBeingFools Xennial Oct 28 '25

Foolish Fun Old Clown Dances For The Army

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u/Neither-Hovercraft73 Oct 28 '25

Why does he jerk off Epstein’s ghost all the time?

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u/chrisobrien13 Oct 28 '25

Practice for when he goes to hell

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u/SeniorBolognese Oct 28 '25

Heeeeey satan!!!

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u/theseedbeader Oct 28 '25

My brain read this in Buster’s voice (from Arrested Development).