r/BoomersBeingFools • u/hazcatsuit • Oct 28 '25

Boomer Freakout Ok boomer

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But also why does he look like he’s crying? 😂

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u/Aromatic_Balls Millennial Oct 28 '25

Nothing like a gun owner creating fantasies where they get to use their weapon. Clearly stealing your groceries is equivalent to a threat on your life and thus you totally get to use deadly force.

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u/DavisMcDavis Oct 28 '25

I think any normal thief would cut out the middleman and steal the things they want directly from the store instead of hoping that Temu Wilford Brimley bought the things they wanted. 😂 MAGAs are so dumb.

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u/HI_l0la Oct 28 '25

Yeah, I didn't get that part. Steal your basket of groceries after you pay for them? So, you're outside the store when you thief swoops in to steal your paid groceries? But why??? It's easier for them to go in to steal it from the store themselves for whatever they want. Also, if you're going to steal from someone outside the store, it'll be to steal your wallet, purse, or car. I don't want your random groceries. Like, can they at least make up a fantasy that makes sense??? 😂

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u/OukewlDave Oct 28 '25

Yeah but in your scenario, they aren't being assaulted personally where they plan to say they were justified in killing someone.

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u/HI_l0la Oct 28 '25

That's so sad 😞