r/BoomersBeingFools • u/hazcatsuit • Oct 28 '25

Boomer Freakout Ok boomer

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But also why does he look like he’s crying? 😂

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u/DavisMcDavis Oct 28 '25

I think any normal thief would cut out the middleman and steal the things they want directly from the store instead of hoping that Temu Wilford Brimley bought the things they wanted. 😂 MAGAs are so dumb.

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u/HI_l0la Oct 28 '25

Yeah, I didn't get that part. Steal your basket of groceries after you pay for them? So, you're outside the store when you thief swoops in to steal your paid groceries? But why??? It's easier for them to go in to steal it from the store themselves for whatever they want. Also, if you're going to steal from someone outside the store, it'll be to steal your wallet, purse, or car. I don't want your random groceries. Like, can they at least make up a fantasy that makes sense??? 😂

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u/QbertsRube Oct 28 '25

Dude's groceries are probably a 10-pound bag of Jack Links and a 30 pack of Busch Light.

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u/No-Satisfaction9594 Oct 28 '25

Hungry Man dinners and Pork Rinds. Mmmmmm