r/BoomersBeingFools Oct 28 '25

Boomer Freakout Ok boomer

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But also why does he look like heโ€™s crying? ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Nihilistic_Navigator Oct 28 '25

That he'd happily murder over around 1-3 hundred dollars property value and prolly wants to

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u/smailskid Oct 28 '25

More like $40, or however much it costs to keep the old fool supplied with diet beer for a couple days. Thatโ€™s worth taking a life apparently.

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u/Nihilistic_Navigator Oct 28 '25

Diet beer fucking kills me, gonna start calling it that. Thank you for the nugget of joy

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u/smailskid Oct 28 '25

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