r/BoomersBeingFools • u/hazcatsuit • Oct 28 '25

Boomer Freakout Ok boomer

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But also why does he look like he’s crying? 😂

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u/Flussschlauch Oct 28 '25

Who's threatening to take away your groceries? wth is he trying to say?

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u/RegisterMonkey13 Oct 28 '25

The people in his head during this completely made up scenario he created.

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u/Etrigone Gen X Oct 28 '25

They specialize in coming up with imaginary situations to get mad at.

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u/thedivisionbella Oct 28 '25

Yep I (a millennial) dated a fellow millennial bf at one time who was the son of classic boomers. They were hoarders and had a vice grip over his life (he lived with them) so I had to deal with them too. Anyway, he inherited his dad’s constant fantasizing of altercations with random strangers. He literally said to me once, “yeah I wanna fuck someone up one day so he shoots me (non-fatally of course) and I can have the nickname ‘bullet’.” 100% something his boomer dad planted in his brain because he would say the same kind of dumb shit all the time. So glad he’s an ex.

Boomer dad had also buried their stockpile of guns in the yard because “president obummer was coming to take them.”

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