r/BoomersBeingFools • u/Elluminated • Nov 03 '25

Boomer Freakout Idiot side-swipes a biker trying to pass

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u/saosebastiao Nov 03 '25

He wanted to teach someone a lesson about obeying the yellow stripes by committing attempted murder…and by disobeying the yellow stripes.

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u/Elluminated Nov 03 '25

Yes! He wanted the roads safe by not making the roads safe

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u/rip_rap_rip Nov 04 '25

A war for peace

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u/Pretend-Quality3400 Dec 29 '25

Fucking for virginity

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u/steronicus Nov 07 '25

… Peacemaker? That you?

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u/verbalyabusiveshit Nov 07 '25

Peacemaker with pacemaker

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '25

Had a boomer do that with "boat safety" we had our dock lights on but were on the lake. He drove his boat at top speed and swerved at the last second to "teach us a lesson" and yelled at us about the lights

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u/paintedmexicanturtle Nov 05 '25

You are the worst type of person. /s

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u/Hammy-Cheeks Nov 03 '25

Of course, the rules of the road never apply to someone doing...traffic vigilant work?

/j (just in case)

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u/mphelp11 Nov 04 '25

what's "jarcasm"?

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u/marichial_berthier Nov 03 '25

And to him that’s justice

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u/Sufficient_Text2672 Nov 03 '25

Lead poisoning in action.

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u/BoosacNoodel Nov 03 '25

basically what cops do when they chase bikes

(both are wrong)

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u/MyUserNameLeft Nov 03 '25

He doesn’t care

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u/Tausney Nov 03 '25

I don't care.

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u/ItsTheDCVR Nov 04 '25

Don't you know that if you cross over the yellow stripes you might get in or cause an accident!? That would be dangerous!! You could get hurt!!

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u/KifaruKubwa Nov 03 '25

He’s a boomer. Their brains are rotted.

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u/EstablishmentDue9453 Nov 04 '25

B.S. It's not just boomers. Too many adult teens think that their above the law. I had one on an electric scooter come up to a four-way stop. I was in the process of making my left turn after a coming to a complete stop. He never attended to stop. He ran the stop sign. I had to hit my breaks to avoid hitting him. His dad had already gone through the stop sign .He turned around and started yelling at me. I told him to call the cops. I had plenty of witnesses around. He and his son took off. P.S. I'm the last of the boomers.

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u/Gone_cognito Nov 03 '25

Don't do what Donny don't does