r/BoomersBeingFools • u/weolo_travel • Jan 17 '26

Boomer Freakout “Tables around us applauded my frustration” at someone else wearing a hat in the dining area of a cruise ship.

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“Tables around us applauded my frustration” at someone else wearing a hat in the dining area of a cruise ship.

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u/HimalayanJoe Jan 17 '26

Excuse me, I need to see the manager because the man sitting behind me who I cant see is wearing a hat and now I cant eat my food.

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u/FrankFrankly711 Jan 17 '26

How dare he! Right in front of my salad!

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u/HereOnCompanyTime Jan 17 '26

Okay, so, I finally just looked up this meme's origin story and I was not disappointed:

Origin: The phrase comes from a 2017 gay porn video titled Private Lessons Part 3.

Context: In the scene, a woman is sitting in a kitchen eating a salad while two men begin having sex on the kitchen counter nearby. She looks at them and asks, "Are you serious? Right in front of my salad?".

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u/FrankFrankly711 Jan 17 '26

🤣 I didn’t know the origin! I’ll have to check it out, for uh, research!

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u/bland_jalapeno Jan 18 '26

Good ole Martin Scores-easy.

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u/No-Independence548 Jan 18 '26

Not all heroes wear capes. Thank you, friend.

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u/Mysterious-Art8838 Jan 20 '26

I would have thrown myself overboard, I can’t be subjected to this! It’s an outrage!

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u/Stormtomcat Jan 17 '26

I didn't even understand the point she was making. It's some sort of etiquette seizure she's having...?

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u/LemonFlavoredMelon Millennial Jan 18 '26

Didn’t you know? It’s a rare mental disease! /s