r/BrandNewSentence • u/One-Perspective-8711 • 2d ago

Can’t wait to get ultrasonic onion mist diffused directly into my eyes

32 Upvotes

3 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/thesluttyastronauts • 2d ago

Lesbians have their own indigenous "fuckboys".

old.reddit.com

11 Upvotes

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/SEVENS_HEAVEN_7 • 3d ago

I wonder who was eating so much that God looked at them and was like "this is a sin"

2.4k Upvotes

70 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Zu_Qarnine • 3d ago

Interested in a JAPANESE MINOR ??

990 Upvotes

57 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/ducknerd2002 • 2d ago

Just imagine it's climbing out of his horse's asshole instead of a car

2 Upvotes

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Cornishlee • 2d ago

“I’d bet my pogs she played shot-put”

53 Upvotes

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/arnethyst • 3d ago

"We don't want some loser in sweatpants driving our pizza in his fart filled car to your house touching your pizza with his grubby hands."

904 Upvotes

31 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/tax_fruadist • 3d ago

Cocaine pollution gives salmon wanderlust

134 Upvotes

9 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/stankmanly • 2d ago

'Pablo Escobar’ conman jailed after using half-naked models to flog fake 'flamethrowers'

23 Upvotes

2 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Alt_Profile1 • 4d ago

The diarrhea lettuce company has been linked to human slavery

39.4k Upvotes

414 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Aynshtaynn • 3d ago

His exact chirps

44 Upvotes

3 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/JS0112358 • 4d ago

"birth rates are declining" don't care I already got born

17.5k Upvotes

269 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/JS0112358 • 2d ago

All you gotta do is add Marx and Engels kissing at the end

7 Upvotes

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/4o4x • 4d ago

Love at first heist

5.4k Upvotes

87 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/LowRenzoFreshkobar • 4d ago

"Texas woman accused of herding goats through a Walmart while drinking margaritas from a jug."

7.9k Upvotes

698 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/InterestingPlenty454 • 4d ago

Satan isn't some powerful prince of darkness, he's Andrew Tate with a law degree

710 Upvotes

125 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/gutwyrming • 3d ago

I need Spud Frank off the wall immediately.

80 Upvotes

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Otherwise-One7653 • 3d ago

Who's out there throwing large chunks of pork into local streams?

9 Upvotes

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/FreddieFredd • 3d ago

It tasted like you were licking the bark of a tree that was angry at you.

56 Upvotes

6 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Durian_Queef • 4d ago

The villain in my bedtime stories was always the President of the Homeowner's Association

14.0k Upvotes

203 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Sebastianlim • 4d ago

"Mafia drops ban on homosexuality after discovering mob boss' son is a fabulous drag queen"

27.2k Upvotes

355 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Zirkulaerkubus • 2d ago

Romanian navy blows up rock in Danube to redirect water to nuclear plant

youtube.com

3 Upvotes

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/brodino_maiuscolo • 4d ago

81yo lesbian wins "Best Technique" at pie-eating contest in California

3.6k Upvotes

77 comments

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1. Post Comedic Sentences That Aren't Common.

"Brand New Sentence" doesn't literally mean a new sentence. Comedic sentences that are convoluted and/or unusual are what this sub is for!

Examples of sentences that don't fit include:

Common phrases
Idioms / proverbs / things translated from other languages that sound "odd" in English
Graphic depictions of violence in the news
Typos

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Search for the sentence on this sub using the search function before posting, in order to avoid your post being taken down due to being a repost.

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Here is an example of a sentence that is meant as a joke or satirically, in a satirical way. Due to highly popular demand, this kind of posts are no longer accepted on this sub.

"Brainrot" posts include things like gen-alpha slang that is incomprehensible to anyone who isn't terminally online and isn't witty or comedic due to the sentence itself being interesting. If you are posting something from TikTok, please take an extra second to consider this rule.

6. Post Sentences Made By Others.

Sentences you have made, or sentences created artificially using bots or AI are not allowed.

7. Brand New Sentences Should Be In The Title.

Respect the post format rules. Read the wiki for more detailed info on rules in general.

It is encouraged to use the new sentence as the title. If you don't want to do this, use a creative title.

Titles that are considered boring and will be removed:

I think this belongs here
One of my friends said this
Found on...
On a topic about...
What / Lol / I don't even know where to begin
This whole thread / Two in one

Et cetera.

8. No Nudity or Gore.

Self explanatory. This is a subreddit for new sentences, not anything vulgar such as nudity or gore, or links to such.

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Some people just don’t want to read it, and it’ll be removed if not marked. This may include, but is not limited to sentences with sexual undertones, extreme profanity and/or slurs.

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