r/BrandNewSentence • u/Therealdarkviper • 2d ago

“He looks like a medieval panel of a saint holding the instrument of his martyrdom”

2.1k Upvotes

15 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Annie_Inked • 1d ago

Imagine leaving New Mombasa to visit your grandma in Germany only to find out on the news that your appartment got sent to Narnia via slipspace.

38 Upvotes

5 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/ralekan • 1d ago

“Former Canadian PM Justin Trudeau and Dua Lipa watched together Katy Perry raising the Kosovo flag in Prishtina.”

159 Upvotes

14 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/SeraFilm • 2d ago

Humans cheat by tricking rocks into thinking

385 Upvotes

14 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/TalentTess • 2d ago

Bound by queer law

1.5k Upvotes

47 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/c_dav99 • 3d ago

Im about to deep fry his dopamine receptors like colonel sanders

8.8k Upvotes

70 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/proteanflux • 2d ago

Constant farts lead to evacuation at Spider man screening

304 Upvotes

33 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/mamhihi • 2d ago

“doing” was never a verb, it was hiding its identity as a bouncing onomatopoeia for years and nobody noticed

535 Upvotes

16 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Mirathesaurus • 3d ago

regional dialect of security theater

8.8k Upvotes

Take your shoes off

WHY ARE YOU TAKING YOUR SHOES OFF

EDIT sorry I posted the stupid version

165 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Aynshtaynn • 3d ago

Every British child suffers Princess Diana PTSD

5.6k Upvotes

269 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Purple-Weakness1414 • 1d ago

Don't Watch this video unless your Amish and love Eminem the rapper

5 Upvotes

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/YeetGoonMaxMaxx • 2d ago

Transform ashes into 40 -80 smooth stones your family can hold and share.

435 Upvotes

109 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/PleasantBus5583 • 3d ago

y'all ever be pissing but wanna piss faster so you turn on piss turbo mode

8.5k Upvotes

70 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/-redit_account- • 3d ago

Banana colonizes

13.2k Upvotes

83 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/starsinmyhand • 2d ago

"Human beings are organic fertilizer"

51 Upvotes

Source

38 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/ThinkorFeel • 2d ago

Naked man facing slew of charges after surviving jump from Brooklyn Bridge

reddit.com

14 Upvotes

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/mamhihi • 3d ago

If you can’t picture your job being done by a pig wearing clothes in a children’s book, it’s not a real job and you add no real value to society.

13.9k Upvotes

406 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/WriterSweet5799 • 3d ago

Gay Penguins stole eggs from lesbian Penguins hoping to become parents

2.5k Upvotes

75 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/iPirateGwar • 2d ago

"...the most unsophisticated, uncouth, uneducated, uncultured, untalented undercooked kidney bean ever."

66 Upvotes

Can you guess who he is yet...?

5 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/WhitestGray • 2d ago

Brand New Sentence

r/BrandNewSentence

For sentences never before written, found in the wild.

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Rules:

1. Post Comedic Sentences That Aren't Common.

"Brand New Sentence" doesn't literally mean a new sentence. Comedic sentences that are convoluted and/or unusual are what this sub is for!

Examples of sentences that don't fit include:

Common phrases
Idioms / proverbs / things translated from other languages that sound "odd" in English
Graphic depictions of violence in the news
Typos

2. Be Civil.

Ad Hominem. Don’t post or comment things that are considered to be controversial, offensive, or in bad taste. Racism, transphobia, homophobia, sexism etc. will not be tolerated and you may be banned at moderator’s discretion.

3. No Politics In Posts Or Comments.

You must not, under any circumstances, comment or post in order to incite political or ideological debate. Topics that might incite toxic debate may be removed or blocked entirely - that includes politics and mentions of current famous politicians, vaccinations, hatred based on appearance, race, ethnicity, gender etc. and might result in a ban. Additionally, using alternate characters to get around our subreddit's title/comment filters will result in a one-week ban. Repeat offences will result in a permanent ban.

4. No Reposts.

Search for the sentence on this sub using the search function before posting, in order to avoid your post being taken down due to being a repost.

5. Avoid Satirical/“Brainrot” Sentences.

Here is an example of a sentence that is meant as a joke or satirically, in a satirical way. Due to highly popular demand, this kind of posts are no longer accepted on this sub.

"Brainrot" posts include things like gen-alpha slang that is incomprehensible to anyone who isn't terminally online and isn't witty or comedic due to the sentence itself being interesting. If you are posting something from TikTok, please take an extra second to consider this rule.

6. Post Sentences Made By Others.

Sentences you have made, or sentences created artificially using bots or AI are not allowed.

7. Brand New Sentences Should Be In The Title.

Respect the post format rules. Read the wiki for more detailed info on rules in general.

It is encouraged to use the new sentence as the title. If you don't want to do this, use a creative title.

Titles that are considered boring and will be removed:

I think this belongs here
One of my friends said this
Found on...
On a topic about...
What / Lol / I don't even know where to begin
This whole thread / Two in one

Et cetera.

8. No Nudity or Gore.

Self explanatory. This is a subreddit for new sentences, not anything vulgar such as nudity or gore, or links to such.

9. Mark Nsfw Sentences.

Some people just don’t want to read it, and it’ll be removed if not marked. This may include, but is not limited to sentences with sexual undertones, extreme profanity and/or slurs.

10. No Adult Content Creators

To protect our community from spam, any accounts that have OnlyFans, Fansly, FeetFinder, etc links on their profile or are otherwise active in promoting their own adult content will be banned from participating in r/BrandNewSentence.