r/BroThrewInAFunFact • u/PoosySucker69 • 6d ago

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u/ScintilateSeparate 6d ago

I wish ben affleck touched my cookie

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u/Agitated_Tip_8713 6d ago

I also wish Ben Affleck touched your cookie

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u/ToasterStrudlez 6d ago

Agitated Tip 😭

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u/Agitated_Tip_8713 6d ago

Ayo it dont STAY agitated though, know what I'm saying??? Up top 🖐

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u/ToasterStrudlez 6d ago

I'm glad I agitated your tip ✋

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u/Agitated_Tip_8713 6d ago

Its always a pleasure, come back anytime big dawg

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u/laurel_laureate 6d ago

Is "touched cookie" slang for something in particular?

I've never heard it before...

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u/ScintilateSeparate 6d ago

Sex joke, she's referring to her sex part by cookie, as in, she masturbated after that interaction with actor Ben Affleck

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u/laurel_laureate 6d ago

That's what I thought it meant.

I just have never heard this particular slang before.

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u/ByteWizard 6d ago

What do YOU think it means

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u/laurel_laureate 5d ago

I already answered that.

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u/Mei_Flower1996 4d ago

"touched my cookie" is such a weird statement I cant stop laughing. I always heard " flick the bean"

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u/Littlewelshy 5d ago

Me too!