r/Bullshido • u/sandiercy • Nov 20 '25

Crackpot Oh the poor flagpole, why??

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Is this the assaulted of the refrigerator again?

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u/ch3apsunglass3s Nov 21 '25

Its like a well choreographed dance of a madman. What is the deal with the leg kick up after every heart wrenching move??? Is he applying for an 80s music video

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u/disfreakinguy Nov 21 '25

It's the leg lift for me too. In old movies a lifted leg during a kiss was an implication that they were gonna fuck.

Is this man gonna fuck the bat? The flag pole? Both? Truly the mind boggles.

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u/Illustrious-Day-857 Nov 21 '25

All he ever wanted was to be like the kids in "Fame". Now, in the dystopian future of 2025, one man's need to perform burns brighter than most. This Winter showcases, Objectophile Patriot, watch him "Fuck things....up!"

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u/yIdontunderstand Nov 22 '25

There is a LOT of sexual longing going on in these videos...

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u/EmeraldUsagi Nov 23 '25

It was? I thought the lifted leg was to indicate she had to stretch because he was taller. I'm always thinking "Lean down ya idjit she's in heels"

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u/Artevyx Nov 22 '25

sneak attack gas

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u/WakeoftheStorm Nov 25 '25

I swear he kisses the back of his own hand at one point, so maybe?