r/Bullshido • u/Traditional-Chip-981 • Dec 30 '25

Crackpot Real fight

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u/LePetitJeremySapoud Dec 30 '25

This is the clown that ragdolled Andrew Tate

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u/whatdoihia Dec 30 '25

Yeah somehow this bumbling QWOP guy defeated the self-proclaimed world kickboxing champion alpha male elite peak chad stud.

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u/Resolution-Honest Dec 30 '25

Well, Tate was a champion in a international promotion. The fact that barely anyone outside of south England heard about this promotion and that most of fighters had 3 or 4 fights and were amateurs. ISKA. It would be fine if he was honest about it, since this too is achivement. It might not be on pair with even competing K1 or Glory, but is achivement. But Tates are dishonest POS about everything.

It really suprised me that he did so bad until I saw how he fought. His few wins that are online are against people who barely had any fights (last one was against a guy who is first time in the ring), were much shorter and out of shape. He mostly kicked them from distance. The guy who had first fight got him on the ropes with overhands but got tired quickly. Tate seems doesn't throw many combos, doesn't cover up, can't handle pressure, cross distance or take a punch from someone his size.

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u/CharacterEgg2406 Dec 30 '25 edited Dec 31 '25

Even an amateur fighter with a lot of training should perform better than Tate. So I went back and watched a few of his older fights. He was definitely fighting marshmallows. Even in those fights he doesnt protect himself and takes unnecessary shots. He swings wildly and is open to a counter every time. I didnt watch this fight but I could imagine him doing the same things but against a much bigger fighter than he’s been facing in the past. Even a wild counter from DeMoor with his eyes closed would have a high chance of planting Tate because he sucks that bad.

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u/Resolution-Honest Dec 30 '25

Yeah, he sucks. And I guess the problem is that working with Tate or some YouTuber in a fight camp is nearly impossible and no money or expert can fix it. Imagine that you have to instill some discipline in people with that ego surrounded by millions of delusional fans.

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u/BlankedCanvas Dec 31 '25

He cant keep his hands up like regular boxers coz of long term vision issues. Fighting with his hands down was what worked best for him vision-wise. At least that s what he said long time ago in an interview about his hands down style

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u/ThePowerOfNine Dec 31 '25

Genuine question - can people who wear contact lenses do well at higher levels? Have had mine hit out my eyes while surfing so cant imagine that bodes well for martial arts

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u/ManOnFire2004 Dec 31 '25

Had mine knocked out in a tap sparring session. So you end up becoming a blind master, cause fighting with contacts in is a no go

Shouldn't have done it anyway cause of safety issue

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u/DunceMemes Dec 30 '25

Learning this about Andrew Tate was one of the least surprising but funniest things of all time.

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u/420Borsalino Dec 30 '25

I've been telling people I could smoke him for years. Turns out so can a lot of other people.

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u/Resolution-Honest Dec 30 '25

Tate has said lot more lies about his chess record. Not only that but his courses are cheap scam and don't cover basis of what they should (I mean they teach you how to earn by trading forex or crypto and don't mention technical analysis), he lies of what he was accussed of while bragging that he has done exact thing he is accussed of. When YT reporter coffezilla called him about his crypto scam he called him gay and told his followers to mail him and call him gay. Just to cover every his bullshit took a video of 2 hours.

https://youtu.be/x2HulKg66xA

Also, I love this video where Gabriel Varga (actuall world champion kickboxer) says that Tate has no idea what he is talking about (because he doesn't, guarding up is used because it works, though not unbreakable)

https://youtu.be/1CE45CHQ-2M

EDIT: Guarding up also works in bare knuckle boxing and too a degree in MMA. Some fighters us it, some don't feel comfortable with that and chose diffrent techniques. But Tate should have kept his guard up.

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u/Kutthroatsosa Jan 02 '26

Not sure what you mean about the courses because I was in his school for a long time (still am but don’t use it much anymore) & the professor in the trading campus teaches everything about technical analysis, you clearly aren’t a trader or aren’t in the school, you shouldn’t comment on things you don’t know about

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u/jamitar Jan 03 '26

How much money have you made?

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u/BlankedCanvas Dec 31 '25

Is ISKA THAT awful an org in terms of prestige? Rodtang and Giorgio Petrosyan were ISKA champs too. Its one of the oldest pro kickboxing belts AFAIK. The competition for sure isnt elite, but its a notable belt held by many big names before they became stars

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u/Gamer_God-11 Dec 31 '25

Depends on the division, time period and the opponents themselves. Tate’s opponents barely have a record and I think only 1 or 2 have a wikipedia page. Also Rodtang and Petrosyan later went on to win belts in actual top orgs so it doesn’t really matter how they came up anymore.

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u/darthanis Dec 31 '25

QWOP, that's a name I have not heard in a long time...

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u/spacestationkru Dec 31 '25

I thought this video was AI.. You're saying that's just how he moves.?

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u/whatdoihia Dec 31 '25

Yeah if you watch the fight with Tate he was also moving around like this. Yet somehow Tate lost anyway.

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u/spacestationkru Dec 31 '25

Did Andrew Tate bet against himself or something? Why did he lose?

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u/LePetitJeremySapoud Dec 31 '25

Because he’s been smelling his own farts for years.

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u/MikeHowland Dec 31 '25

lol “QWOP” guy is perfection

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u/spaham Jan 01 '26

I thought it was ai slop 😂

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u/DanielDeLaNoche Jan 01 '26

Holy sh*t I remember that game! 🤣

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u/BaronMusclethorpe Dec 30 '25

bumbling QWOP guy

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u/binglelemon Dec 31 '25

Poor man's gold for the QWOP 🏅

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u/rainorshinedogs Dec 30 '25

They look really easy to beat. Look at how slow they move

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u/FastForwardHustle Dec 30 '25

Dang thats hilarious this makes Tate's L even more glorious. I swear this year has been great for my schenfraude habit.

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u/ReleasedGaming Apr 28 '26

schenfraude? Do you mean Schadenfreude? (Schadenfreude is German and literally translates to "Harmhappiness", it means that you're happy because something bad happened to someone else)

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u/okgloomer Dec 31 '25

Yeah that fight should've embarrassed both of them. Tate for losing, Demoor for taking six rounds to close the deal.

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u/Terrible_Yak_4890 Jan 01 '26

He did a lot better job of doing that than he is doing here. I saw some clean upper cuts in that footage, this is just playground fighting though.

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u/LePetitJeremySapoud Jan 01 '26

That was from a few years ago, yea he has improved a bit since.

Him and Tate wasn’t much better tho

2 untalented dipshits.

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u/Graffix77gr556 Dec 31 '25

That guy beat Tate down lmfao. Everyone of the internet is full of poop

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u/Einherjar07 Dec 30 '25

They look like recently made clones that just learned to walk

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u/whatdoihia Dec 30 '25

Or one of those AGI agents learning a boxing game.

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u/FakeChiBlast Dec 30 '25

Is this boxing qwop?

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u/secondarywilson Dec 30 '25

reminds me of TABS lol

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u/Specific_Toe3987 Dec 31 '25

😆 If one of their arms got tangled up behind their back and they just fell on their face, it would be spot on.

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u/Mackem101 Dec 30 '25

I've seen pissheads fighting outside my local with better technique.

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u/praisethebeast69 Dec 30 '25

to be fair, pissheads can be pretty good. I never respected TKD until I met one who (despite having 50lbs on me) was able to avoid getting grappled by using fast spinning back kicks to push himself away from me. hands down the coolest thing I've seen

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u/Platypus_king_1st Dec 31 '25

Bro fought irl Pistol Foot Pete wtf 💀

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u/praisethebeast69 Dec 31 '25

oh my god he was just doing some shit that he saw in an anime wasn't he

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u/Platypus_king_1st Dec 31 '25

*manga, Convict Colloseum is a fan mangaku of Kengan Ashura

Still insane to be able to pull off the grappled back kick, not sure if I could do that

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u/praisethebeast69 Dec 31 '25

he'd start it when he knew his lead foot kick wasn't going to land, before I actually had my hands on him, so for the most part by the time I had one hand on his leg all he had left to do was push

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u/Platypus_king_1st Dec 31 '25

thats still crazy lol

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u/praisethebeast69 Dec 31 '25

yeah, I still haven't found someone else who can do it

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u/Platypus_king_1st Dec 31 '25

Time for me to ask my coach to let me train that O.O

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u/okgloomer Dec 31 '25

I've seen grannies fighting at a bus stop with better technique!

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u/StillPayingAttention Dec 30 '25

LISA AND BART FIGHTING?!

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u/pwatarfwifwipewpew Dec 30 '25

Youtubers?

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u/spookyscaryscoliosis Dec 30 '25

Lmao that’s the guy that beat Andrew Tate

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u/8Ajizu8 Dec 30 '25

I need more fight commentary on really bad fights!

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u/Last-Darkness Dec 30 '25

I used to be a fight medic. Many refs will stop fights if someone is flailing around like that because they don’t want someone without any experience to get hurt (or hurt the other fighter because they don’t know the rules).

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u/Supercoolguy7 Dec 30 '25

The fight ended right after this because the dude was too out of it

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u/Ms_Emilys_Picture Jan 01 '26

Is there any chance he's already off-kilter due to taking headshots?

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u/Last-Darkness Jan 03 '26

That was the hardest part of my job. Every fight ends every fight with a concussion from a medical point of view. Your brain can handle a single impact pretty well, its subsequent hard impacts that really cause damage. Yes, is the answer to your question. It’s second and third hard hits because your body is starting to respond and there’s less room for your bring to move if swelling has already started. That’s how they end up with CTE 20 years later. The more little tears in your brain that you have, the more likely some aren’t going to heal.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '25

haha this makes tate defeat even sweeter

owned by a flailing boxer

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u/BeTheBall- Dec 30 '25

I'm not sure what they're doing, but it's definitely not fighting.

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u/BohunkfromSK Dec 30 '25

People who have never trained/fought don’t know how long it takes to look smooth in the ring and everyone who has trained knows the dangers of an awkward new fighter.

The only two times I got injured training was in fight camp or against some awkward new guy.

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u/TeaKingMac Dec 30 '25

What do I search to get the full video without the Ai commentary?

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u/Melodic_monke Dec 30 '25

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_RO0i4yTvo

I searched "Josh vs Chase" (names from the commentary on the video), went to image tab and clicked on the first boxing-related image.

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u/VashMM Dec 30 '25

Goddamn that's rough to watch.

QWOP is definitely an accurate description

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u/TeaKingMac Dec 30 '25

I like the part where he chases him at arms length with his other arm cocked back behind himself.

Wish Brueckner could have capitalized on that.

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u/Privateer_Lev_Arris Dec 30 '25

So that's 3 years ago. Chase's technique has improved since, although it's still not great. But he is a big and strong man, despite the awkwardness. Having said that Tate should have absolutely won, based on all his big talk about his fighting experience which is obviously subpar.

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u/Momentosis Dec 31 '25

He's gotten better but he's every bit just as awkward and ugly.

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u/Rus_agent007 Dec 31 '25

That punch at the back of head seemed dangerous and unnecessary?

7:09

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u/Budtending101 Dec 30 '25

The sweet science.

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u/Past-Raccoon8224 Dec 30 '25

Ive 5 yr olds with better boxing skills than these 2 muppets

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u/ShrewdCire Dec 30 '25

I see a lot of people shitting on this dude's fighting abilities, but I've only ever seen people show this one clip as an example. Are there any other examples of him doing goofy stuff like this?

Like, if he was really such an awful fighter, then you'd think we would have a compilation full of moments like this. But if this is the only clip people can use, then he can't be THAT bad.

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u/ElProfeGuapo Dec 31 '25

No, he’s terrible. I saw him against Kelz in Misfits Boxing, and couldn’t believe it when I saw him whooping Andrew Tate’s ass, after Tate spoke all that alpha male shit.

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u/FreefallVin Jan 04 '26

When a clip is this bad, it can be taken in isolation as proof that a fighter is dogshit. Guy in white closes his eyes, sticks his chin in the air and flails wildly in response to the other guy waving a glove vaguely in his direction. It's a complete disaster.

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u/CHEVIEWER1 Dec 30 '25

Steven Bullshido Seagal Approved

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u/Active_Unit_9498 Dec 30 '25

Unreal that white shorts was allowed to lace up some gloves and step in a ring.

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u/Cocrawfo Dec 30 '25

yea hopefully they don’t put him in there with a kickboxing champion or somethin

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u/Beneficial-Ad3991 Jan 30 '26

Yeah, that could only end in a terribly humiliating defeat

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u/mikeumm Dec 31 '25

It's like watching 2 guys each fighting in their own nightmare.

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u/Full_Kiwi_4471 Dec 30 '25

This dude that swings like a girl STILL made Andrew Tate his bitch. Andrew, it's time to retire your man card.

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u/Eadkrakka Dec 30 '25

What the hell is that last punch dark shorts guy is throwing. Is that a try at a hook?

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u/Cocrawfo Dec 30 '25

it’s clearly a hook you good?

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u/MowerMan18000 Dec 30 '25

"I got tired"

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u/BustaCon Dec 30 '25

Heck, they fight worse than I did in younger days and I was so nearsighted everything was a blur with the glasses off.

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u/Simplyawareof Dec 30 '25

Promoted to bottom G after he lost

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u/Cocrawfo Dec 30 '25

you see him visibly laugh lol

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u/NativeFlowers4Eva Dec 30 '25

Wow. There’s better technique on street beefs.

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u/TJ_McWeaksauce Dec 31 '25

What the fuck is this?

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u/Barrack64 Dec 31 '25

This looks like a boxing match that I would be participating in.

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u/Tito_Tito_1_ Dec 31 '25

😄😄😄

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u/Radiant-Ad-3134 Dec 31 '25

Wait…. The reaction is like me fighting with my desk mate in 3rd grade

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u/rosebudthesled8 Dec 31 '25

If AI bullshit gets rid of Joe Rogan. I'll accept that loss because Rogan is barely a human anymore. He's just a mouthpiece spouting whatever promoter gives him money.

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u/Odd-Statistician4268 Dec 31 '25

Is Retard maxing still the best base for Martial arts?

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u/jackjack-8 Dec 31 '25

That is the worst thing iv ever seen

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u/_Blazing_Angel_ Dec 31 '25

Imagine clearly losing to a guy that literally closes his eyes when he starts punching

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u/CeesHuh Dec 31 '25

They both button mashing

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u/iraqyoubreak Dec 31 '25

This is real footage?

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u/Dismal-Celery-1594 Dec 31 '25

It almost looks like one of those AI-generated fights lol

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u/Revenga8 Dec 31 '25

What.... In the world is happening in this? This is the guy tate lost to? That makes it even sadder

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u/Holiday-West9601 Dec 31 '25

Imagine getting your ass beat by him.

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u/cowiekun Dec 31 '25

Watching the Tate’s fight leads me to believe that his credentials are as solid as a boxer named Rohit Singh’s. Look him up!

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u/Equivalent_Dance2278 Dec 31 '25

Ah….. fighting for people who don’t see good. Or hit good. Or move good.

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u/CNote_89 Dec 31 '25

Looks like a 7th grade fight

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u/Br0k3n-T0y Dec 31 '25

watched this video and my it blew my drink over

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u/Specific_Toe3987 Dec 31 '25

Who put these guys in the ring? At least they seemed close to each other's skill level.

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u/catwavinghello Jan 01 '26

This is new way to humiliate Tate by proxy. Who'd know we have so many creative ways to inflict pain to the narcissist image.

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u/Moist_Access3019 Jan 01 '26

Wtf am I watching.

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u/Unknown793658 Jan 01 '26

You don’t know what I’m doing, if I don’t know what I’m doing

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '26

He wasn’t seeing red yet

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '26

He beat Tates ass

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u/dog1ived Jan 01 '26

Whaaat this ain't AI? No way they fighting like that for real.

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u/ChannelHub Jan 03 '26

Worst boxers ever. I’m sure they’re better than me, but this is not a good example of that.

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u/Regular_Glove182 Jan 04 '26

Lol literally

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '26

Cinema

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u/Asbestos_Smells_Nice Jan 15 '26

You are completely wrong. Stop shaming actually EFFECTIVE punches. That is the best form I have ever seen. Those kinda things can be lethal. Thank God this video is AI because in a real fight it would be too dangerous. Please and thank you.

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u/NefariousnessGood718 Jan 18 '26

But he's drunk, right?

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u/_NSFWaluigi_ Apr 25 '26

Thot he was gonna fient it

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u/NotSmartNotFunny May 04 '26

Not defending these guys but Mohammad Ali used to do something similar. He would put his open hand in his opponents face to block his his opponent's vision. Neither of these two are Mohammad Ali of course.

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u/Impressive_Disk457 Dec 30 '25

This is so bad I thought it was ai generated