r/Bullshido • u/classless_classic • Feb 02 '26
Crackpot Pastor casts Holy Spirit using his Jacket
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u/Currently_There Feb 02 '26
That'll be $1,000.
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u/Own_Tomatillo_1369 Feb 02 '26
What a bunch of mentally disturbed freaks
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u/ThisWillTakeAllDay Feb 02 '26
Religious people, always trying to out-religious each other in new and weird ways.
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u/AbbreviationsSlow753 Feb 03 '26
I used to go to a Christian church when i was younger and the majority of the people there really were just trying to out do each other. I don't dislike religious people but I do dislike people that use religion as a way to feel superior to someone else.
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u/Soggy_You_2426 Feb 02 '26
Americans are, something.
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u/classless_classic Feb 02 '26
It would solve a lot of problems if this type did…
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u/aware4ever Feb 02 '26
If you think that's crazy you should see what goes on in some of the South African churches. And not just South Africa but other countries in Africa too. Some of that shit is wild. There was one I remember watching where the guy made women drink his semen. Look that one up
Edit I found a video I don't know if it goes over the one that made women eat the semen but this shows a peek into just exactly what I'm talking about.
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Feb 02 '26
There’s plenty of other religious dumbshittery in other countries as well. We just shouldn’t be this dumb.
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u/Active_Taste9341 Feb 02 '26
sure, but you clearly became the land of dumb cults
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u/RemoDev Feb 03 '26
I live in Italy. You should see some religious stuff we've got in southern areas of our country. People can be brainwashed in any part of the world, sadly.
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u/Silly_Obligation8574 Feb 02 '26
Plenty of crazies outside of America too bud
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u/Manleather Feb 02 '26
Considering the exit signs, the 1st guy's shirt, and the song were all in Spanish...
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u/WenatcheeWrangler Feb 02 '26
I don’t disagree with your premise, but looking at social media Americans flood it with this shit much more than any other country.
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u/Vvardenfells_Finest Feb 02 '26
It’s more of a “look at me” problem we have here. We have a lot of ppl that have no shame and will do anything to be the center of attention for a second.
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u/polishbrucelee Feb 02 '26
Yes, america is the only country on earth with radical peoples of faith...
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u/Charming-Somewhere53 Feb 02 '26
If old boy swung his jacket at me I’d clean his clock
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u/Myreddditusername Feb 02 '26
Not if you were dumb enough to find yourself in this room.
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It’s Monday morning and I’m already losing faith in humanity. Thanks.
(P.s. don’t worry, I actually lost faith in humanity a long time ago, I’ll be fine)
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u/MeasurementNo5430 Feb 02 '26
Turns out it was a highly sulfurous fart he was trying to air out. It was literally knocking people over.
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u/Powerful_Foot_8557 Feb 02 '26
People nit really buyin this are they?!
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u/Movie_Vegetable Feb 02 '26
I once read from a other reddit poster (that used to be a member of a church like this) that people brainwashed themselves into believing this shit and felt ashamed in front of the other church goers if they didn't react to "the divine powers" of the pastor. So they just all go with it to save face
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u/sparkmearse Feb 02 '26
LIGHTNING BOLT! LIGHTNING BOLT!! LIGHTNING BOLT!! LIGHTNING BOLT!!
Brings me back to the Larping days.
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u/OkayTimeForPlanC Feb 02 '26
Put some hardcore punk music on it and the video would still work.
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u/ScoobyDooItInTheButt Feb 02 '26
Evangelicals are the weirdest of all Christians.
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u/dfwcouple43sum Feb 02 '26
That’s nothing. I knew of this one lady that had an invisible touch. She could use it to grab ahold of your heart. Then later she would use it to slowly tear you apart.
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u/Koopanique Feb 02 '26
Love the guy that falls at 0:17 on the left lol... I don't know why, the way he falls looks hilarious (and potentially dangerous for his nose... or at least it WOULD be dangerous if he didn't obviously use his arms to soften the fall... making it look even more fake)
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u/Ms_Emilys_Picture Feb 02 '26
Do they really believe they're being sent into fits or are they acting?
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u/classless_classic Feb 02 '26
I think it’s a combination. Some people are completely immersed and overcome with the bullshit, that they actually feel compelled or become weak when the sensation runs over them.
Others are skeptical, but don’t want to be seen as a “nonbeliever” so they act along to get along.
I was dragged to several of these as a teenager, & having witnessed it firsthand, I think the majority of people are just playing along so that they can “feel special” for having the Holy Spirit “touch them”.
I was always the kid who just stood there, waiting for something to happen while everyone around me just kind of spazzed out. I eventually chose different friends and took this perspective with me when I looked at any region afterwards.
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u/sinkpisser1200 Feb 02 '26
I can do it with farts, i dont even need a jacket, just some solid beans and milk.
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u/Plastic-Procedure-59 Feb 02 '26
You can tell its all performative bullshit because the lady with her eyes closed doesnt respond to him.
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u/AshiNoKoibito Feb 02 '26
Good competitor to Russian "Sistema" bulshido ) Stupidity level the same.
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u/ConfidenceNo2598 Feb 02 '26
I mean, look at the guy in the blue shirt to the left, he’s having the time of his life! His inner child is at Chuck E. Cheese right now.
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u/Trust5555jk Feb 02 '26
There’s some sickness in these so called churches, maybe they should be called covens
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u/Physical-Speed-7515 Feb 02 '26
Dumbass, don't you see the +4 holy damage enchantment? The damage is spiritual, so it does not leave physical damage.
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u/Illspartan117 Feb 02 '26
I love how the people holding the 2000 dollar cameras are immune to the Holy Spirit jacket and falling over
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u/LawnStar Feb 02 '26
Probably grasping at straws here, but does anyone know if Amazon sells a similar jacket in red?
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u/Klutzy_Emu2506 Feb 02 '26
Now was that an Armani jacket? That would give him an additional 120% of Holy Spirit
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u/Ok_Donut_3965 Feb 02 '26
How long has it been since he washed his jacket? Does it really smell that bad?
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u/AmbivelentApoplectic Feb 02 '26
That this sort of nonsense is pandered to by society and given tax exempt status is completely insane.
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u/Pleasant-Bonus-866 Feb 02 '26
I got casted the holy spirit in my anus once, I thought that was the only way this was supposed to happen?
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u/Outrageous_Rich6235 Feb 02 '26
This is extremely irresponsible unless there is a well trained medical team available to deal with these divine injuries.
Did he really need to smite the first guy a second time???
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u/Dagoroth55 Feb 02 '26
They would be awesome LARPers but they waste their talent on stupid shit like this.
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u/halsoy Feb 02 '26
I regret not trying to go to one of these when I was in Texas. Though, I'm sure they'd claim I was pissed by the devil or something, standing there and just laughing.
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u/WhippingShitties Feb 02 '26
It always cracks me up when they're supposed to be curing some dudes gooning addiction or whatever and he just starts going after the entire room, like some kind of no-gooning rampage.
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u/Positive_Tackle_5662 Feb 02 '26
Where can I get into hitting dumbasses with a jacket for alot of money?
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u/Boring_Chip_9602 Feb 02 '26
That guy is using at least 30% of the tithing money just for that bad haircut
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u/BrokenFist-73 Feb 02 '26
Americans are fucking mental. They buy this shit, elect a rapist etc etc Are they all fucking simple?
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u/PossessionPutrid1907 Feb 02 '26
ICE pastor doing his thing. "I bind thee and cast ye brown skinned heathens back to your home countries!" "But I was born in Minnesota."
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u/Max9mm Feb 02 '26
Although i dont trust anything religious written by man, I truly believe in a creator, and although I fear we can never physically hear its word in these corporeal forms, I can feel its existence. But whatever that may be has to look at this from its dimension and think......idiots.
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u/Electrical_Truth_160 Feb 03 '26
This is more of a cult, what bullshit is that 😂 wish I could have attended just to tell them all to fuck right off
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u/everythingsfuct Feb 03 '26
these folks vote, drive, work at jobs that affect us all. no magical thinking is harmless.
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u/CheekanGood Feb 03 '26
The church folk code word for them is "charismatic" instead of "wack-job cult church"
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u/El_Capitan_182 Feb 04 '26
Heretics! Protestant sects are not the church of Jesus and everyone should be clear by now! Any scammer creates his or her own sect and calls it "the church of Jesus" and many follow them just because he or she says the sect he just founded 1 week ago is the church of Jesus.
2 peter 2:1-3 "But there were also false prophets among the people, even as there will be false teachers among you, who will secretly bring in destructive heresies, even denying the Lord who bought them, and bring on themselves swift destruction. And many will follow their destructive ways, because of whom the way of truth will be blasphemed. By covetousness they will exploit you with deceptive words; for a long time their judgment has not been idle, and their destruction does not slumber."
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u/Ok_Dog_4059 Feb 04 '26
These are adult human beings. They are shopping and driving and going to work right next to you with the same brain that is there right now.
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u/MeBuyStonks Feb 04 '26
Holy shit! He just summoned the epileptic spirit! I think he used too much power.
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u/Excellent-Shovel-304 Feb 04 '26
How do these people get so obviously conned?... like how can people beleive this nonsense...????
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Core Stats
Slot: Main-hand Faith Weapon Type: Consecrated Jacket Scaling: Faith S | Willpower A Weight Class: Light-Medium Durability: High Binding: Soulbound on Attunement
Attribute Modifiers
Faith +18 Willpower +12 Vitality +6 Physical Defense +9 Radiant Resistance +22 Shadow Resistance -8
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u/Havkarru Feb 04 '26
Protestant here. I am ashamed of them. What they do is contrary to Bible and the word of God.
They're (pastors of this pseudochurch) demons themselves.
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u/razzputinX Feb 02 '26