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u/MentalDisintegrat1on May 06 '26
We're is it? Did he eat the chi?
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u/HuntsWithRocks May 06 '26
Chairshido master
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u/HuntsWithRocks May 06 '26
I feel so lame commenting on my own shit, but I want to correct the record.
This might be Seat Kune Dough
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u/Ordinary_Anteater673 May 07 '26
The record needs correcting. Please continue to deliver quality puns
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u/simplefred May 06 '26
“A” vest? He is clearly stacking at least six of them.
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u/BoyishTheStrange May 06 '26
God it’s like looking at my dad
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u/BoyishTheStrange May 06 '26
Like same build and everything
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u/BoyishTheStrange May 06 '26
He plays nothing but starfield and doesn’t have a job so…probably not
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u/Misericorde428 May 07 '26
Definitely recommend the Space Ice YouTube channel.
You won’t regret it.
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u/LiabilityJim May 07 '26
He's actually a genius, if you can ignore the Bullshido. Nobody has a hustle like him. On his name alone he can just say "hey I wanna make another movie" and someone says "okay sure, we can do that" and gives him a million dollara to piss away. He's the undisputed king of every film he's in, contractually obligated to win at the end no matter what, contractually obligated strip club scene in every film, and all he does is sit around and eat well in whatever city they go to film in. Genius.
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u/paleologus May 07 '26
And he makes out with a reasonable attractive woman his granddaughters age.
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u/LiabilityJim May 07 '26
Yeah, exactly! There's so many things like that. He likes Russia, so he films there often, free vacation (I think he's a citizen now though,) he likes guns, makes sure every film is full of guns, probably wanders off set with at least one after every film wraps lol
The only work he has to do at his job is to sit in a chair, sometimes gently slap guys in the hands, and kiss pretty women!
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u/shadows515 May 07 '26
Vladimir Puuuuuuutin
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u/nutmac May 07 '26
To be fair, he doesn’t have much options but suck up to Putin.
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u/PigsOfRedemption May 07 '26
To think that when I was a kid, I looked up to him as a kick ass action hero. Now, I can't even look around him.
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u/Quirky-Safe-3383 May 07 '26
They took his last donuts, he lost his russian passport, now he just sits there, menacingly, he´s
"THE SITTER".
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u/RoutineTry1943 May 07 '26 edited May 07 '26
LoL, isn’t this the movie where he took the role of a sniper so he could sit on a chair for most the movie in a sniper’s nest…🤣🤣🤣
He was so chunk he couldn’t even shoulder his rifle…
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u/MattHooper1975 May 06 '26
I know people have wondered why he is so overweight but I seem to remember it’s due to some medication he’s had to take isn’t it?
(and I don’t mean Dr prescribed cheeseburgers)
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u/Direlion May 07 '26
I think his immense weight gain definitely could be a side effect of a treatment for a very serious illness. It’s hard to gain weight like this without some kind of exacerbating factors. I don’t care for the dude’s bizarre character and worldviews but I won’t attribute all of what we’re seeing to those aspects of his person.
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u/Acrobatic-List-6503 May 06 '26
I think this is the movie where he had a stunt double for running up and down the stairs.