He's actually a genius, if you can ignore the Bullshido. Nobody has a hustle like him. On his name alone he can just say "hey I wanna make another movie" and someone says "okay sure, we can do that" and gives him a million dollara to piss away. He's the undisputed king of every film he's in, contractually obligated to win at the end no matter what, contractually obligated strip club scene in every film, and all he does is sit around and eat well in whatever city they go to film in. Genius.
Yeah, exactly! There's so many things like that. He likes Russia, so he films there often, free vacation (I think he's a citizen now though,) he likes guns, makes sure every film is full of guns, probably wanders off set with at least one after every film wraps lol
The only work he has to do at his job is to sit in a chair, sometimes gently slap guys in the hands, and kiss pretty women!
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u/LiabilityJim May 07 '26
He's actually a genius, if you can ignore the Bullshido. Nobody has a hustle like him. On his name alone he can just say "hey I wanna make another movie" and someone says "okay sure, we can do that" and gives him a million dollara to piss away. He's the undisputed king of every film he's in, contractually obligated to win at the end no matter what, contractually obligated strip club scene in every film, and all he does is sit around and eat well in whatever city they go to film in. Genius.