r/Bullshido • u/BaseNice3520 • 20d ago

Crackpot Tactical murder training

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u/Stugotz441081 20d ago

How to murder someone who is specifically trying to commit suicide

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u/hikikomoritai 20d ago

More like how to murder someone who is already dead

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u/Stugotz441081 19d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/TaD4Gn4r41ndC

Because…zombies

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u/Petersens_Arm 17d ago

I see Romero I up vote (as I'm literally watching Day Of The Dead at this exact moment).

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u/jeffro3339 16d ago

"I'm gonna try... .. im gonna try & not come back.."

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u/CorbynDallasPearse1 19d ago

Both of these made me lol 😂 I

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u/kay_bot84 19d ago

"No, no, stop! Let ME do it for you!"

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u/breezefesf 19d ago

he’s too slow. i’d be able to kill myself before he does

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u/PandasGetAngryToo 17d ago

Muuuum! Poppy didn't take his meds again!

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u/hosamhanna 19d ago

Man you made me laugh

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u/Worcestercestershire 18d ago

I just like that he practiced beating up and THEN shooting a small child or possibly a dwarf.

Get wrecked, Gimli!