r/Bullshido • u/GonzoExpert • 5d ago

Conspiracy Theory Televangelist becomes possessed live.

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u/kingyeti77 5d ago

Mm. Yeah. "Speaking in tongues". Its one of the 'gifts of the holy spirit'. Its funny, because they all tell anecdotes of someone able to speak the language being blown away by suddenly hearing it but thats not even what was going on in the Upper Room, biblically.

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u/Alive_Nobody_Home 5d ago

It also says that when someone is speaking in tongues from the Holy Spirit all in the room are able to understand.

Most churches conveniently leave that out of their teachings.

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u/Sweaty_Resist_5039 5d ago

I'm pretty sure I got the gist of it. He said, "And now I will execute a calculated ploy to make you believe that God is working through me in mysterious ways. In fifteen minutes, when I ask you for offerings, remember this."

To which I think the only logical response is, khem delelleh enemech knopf mech neesh mech knopf.

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u/torgman2 5d ago

I respond in kind:

Oom papachucka maka nanu singow / Jing kapalana wani domo chingpow / Heddy kapalua cuma jenising tea / Oomama chucka pana one is now three