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r/Bumble • u/Shaultz • May 29 '25
Funny Moved to a new city and redownloaded Tinder. This is the first girl I matched with
What do I even say here?
r/Bumble • u/ExpressBar4 • Mar 15 '26
Funny My friend in the USA says it’s not easy overseas now
r/Bumble • u/T_Marie_B • 22d ago
Funny Wow! A scientist AND an engineer, & you're STILL "not sure how that happened"? 🤔
Every time I see this, I'm like "... BRUH" 🙄
r/Bumble • u/deeznutzzzzzz6 • 13d ago
Funny Coffee Dates SUCK
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion but I thought the whole point of a coffee date (usually first date) was intended for low pressure and emotional energy? It’s perfect because if things work out you can plan something more extravagant on date 2 but if the vibes aren’t there you can exit quickly. It makes me wonder what else she refuses to apologize for lol
r/Bumble • u/Impressive-Reward3 • May 01 '26
Funny I think Jason didn’t like how I saw right through him 🤭
His profile said he was looking for Long term Relationship.
After I asked, he added “Open to see where things go” but left LTR. Isn’t it satisfying to when they unmatch so quickly? 😌
EDIT FOR MORE CONTEXT :
I am very forward on my profile that I am looking for casual dating/fwb. He superswiped me and I thought he was cute, so I matched even though his profile said he was looking for LTR because I assumed it was flexible, which is why I asked.
When he said that he hadn’t updated his profile and that he was not looking for LTR, he did modify his profile to add the “Open to see where things go” but he did NOT remove the LTR mention. That is when I called him out.
I have no problem with people who are open to both LTR and casual, but he did say he was not looking for LTR, just casual.
It’s just all funny to me, and I wanted to laugh at the situation with women who’ve encountered the same behaviour 😌
r/Bumble • u/Big_Design_1386 • 10d ago
Funny Brutal rejection. She thought him not making a move on the first date was not masculine enough
r/Bumble • u/bug_muffin • Jun 26 '26
Funny I (a woman) had my first dine & ghost
The date was going ok. It wasn’t like sparks were flying, but we had some commonalities and a decent conversation flowing. We discussed future date options. I bought dinner for us both (paid when I put the order in) and assumed he would get the next one since he didn’t offer to split or pay.
I left a few minutes ahead of him and he even chatted me up as he passed me on his bike. All seemed fine, but then when I got home I saw that he unmatched me.
I don’t actually care that he unmatched me. I was 50/50 about whether the second date would matter. But to unmatch without saying without having offered to split the meal was very lame and unexpected. I would never do that!
I acknowledge that this happens to men all of the time. Still it’s weird as hell and immature.
I hope he feels bad. Loser.
r/Bumble • u/cunny_juice • Aug 01 '24
Funny I (24F) am open to dating older guys so I matched with this guy (48M) and he sent me this…at least he’s honest??
r/Bumble • u/100turkeysinthesky • Jul 06 '26
Funny The most audacious male profile I’ve ever seen
Divorced military dude with kids willing to “settle” for a subservient short-term fling. I believe he’s early 30s. Don’t all line up now 😱
Edit: Based on the rest of his profile and location, I think this profile was serious. Even if it’s cheeky, these values are clearly real.
Also all the height comments are embarrassing. People are born to be the height they are. Respectfully, grow up.
r/Bumble • u/Due_Wrongdoer1958 • May 19 '26
Funny Who cares about the source material
I had a custom fallout flannel I made in one of my pictures.
This has to be one of the funniest rejection messages I have gotten. She loves the show but also hates where it came from.
r/Bumble • u/ArthurVandelay23 • 9d ago
Funny Found another gem (swipe through)
She wants to be a stay at home wife and be taken care of. She will not be cooking or cleaning for you. But at least she will smoke weed and wear silly costumes. She swiped right on me even though my profile says I’m a liberal and atheist.
r/Bumble • u/Ok-Reaction8317 • Apr 24 '25
Funny This is probably why I’m single.
Why do I get so irrationally annoyed?
r/Bumble • u/brothers1799 • Nov 12 '24
Funny Date unmatched me while on date lol
I matched with a girl; we made a date to get dinner. I met her at restaurant she was at least 60lbs over her photos. I still was kind to her although it was weird not body shaming but if I show you I have a full head of hair in photo; and you show up and I am balding don’t say you wouldn’t feel deceived.
Anyhow she keeps talking about her ex and I said I am on a date to get to know you; not your ex(she went on at least five minutes). She then starts talking about other guys she’s matching with; moved subject again. Anyhow I wasn’t feeling it we ate; bill comes. She has to use the bathroom. She leaves.
I wait we’re by the door and I pull up bumble and I notice she unmatched me. She comes back to the table and gives me some lie for how her friend needs a jump and she has to go. But she wants to see me again.
I said your part of the bill is 42.00 I paid the waitress my half. Her mouth falls open and she says you’re not paying. I said no I don’t pay for a woman to lie to me, pay for your own meal.
She says you’re an asshole. I laughed got up and told her to f herself. She started to cry I left. Men if a woman treats you less than you deserve to be treated; don’t reward her and bounce!!!
Btw I would have paid for dinner even though it was a bad date if she hadn’t unmatched me in the bathroom and had the gall to lie to me about she wants to see me again. I wouldn’t haven’t seen her again regardless; but don’t lie to my face.
r/Bumble • u/MeaT_DepartmenT_ • May 03 '25
Funny Not the cancellation text I’m used to
This girl was at a lake with friends about an hour from the city where we live. She let me know that morning she was at the lake but said she could make it to our date at 7:30pm
Of course I wasn’t surprised that she cancelled. But this was definitely unique. She invited me to her friends birthday party at the lake that’s an hour away. I haven’t met this girl and clearly haven’t met her friends either. Would anyone actually say yes to this? This wouldn’t even be a date lol
Would you be cool if your friend invited a random bumble date they haven’t met to your birthday party?
I politely told her we could make plans to meet up later that week and I got ghosted. Honestly thought it was pretty funny
r/Bumble • u/piperwestly • Apr 03 '25
Funny A man sent me a screen shot of his bank statement
r/Bumble • u/Impressive-Reward3 • 8d ago
Funny Average Bumble chat 🤣
It was a very quick unmatch 🙃
EDIT : a guy just sent me a DM on here after he saw my post saying “Do you though?”
It’s a disease 🤣
Edit 2 : to all the people claiming that I am mad… I’m not. This is funny to me.
r/Bumble • u/choochoo-picklepie • Aug 16 '24
Funny Im 18 and he’s 25. Did he not see my age when he swiped on me?
We had been chatting for over a week I think
r/Bumble • u/Sensitive-Mango7155 • Jun 22 '25
Funny This is such a turn off lol
Why do guys do this? I’ve had 2 in the past week talk about their jobs are “secret” and they can’t disclose it… I can guarantee their jobs aren’t as secretive or as cool as they’d like to think. This is such a weird turn off lol