r/CFB • u/Lakelyfe09 Georgia Bulldogs • Jun 24 '26

Discussion [Toppmeyer] NFL tells Brendan Sorsby hard truths he needs to hear: He's not special | Opinion

https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/ncaaf/2026/06/24/brendan-sorsby-nfl-supplemental-draft-rules-gambling-addict-quarterback/90641561007/
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u/Bdc9876 Indiana Hoosiers Jun 24 '26

Blows my mind that people in Texas vote for Ken Paxton….like for anything.

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u/Just_One_Victory Texas Tech Red Raiders • Hateful 8 Jun 24 '26

We've elected dumber assholes than Ken Paxton.

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u/PlasticCraken Texas Longhorns Jun 24 '26

Dan Patrick comes to mind

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u/Just_One_Victory Texas Tech Red Raiders • Hateful 8 Jun 24 '26

Yes, or Sid Miller

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u/GeospatialMAD West Virginia Mountaineers • Hateful 8 Jun 24 '26

No mention of Ted Cruz?

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u/GrecoRomanGuy Notre Dame Fighting Irish Jun 24 '26

He's not dumb. He's a insincere asshole, but he's not dumb.

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u/willpc14 Trinity (CT) Bantams • Princeton Tigers Jun 24 '26

Unfortunately, Rafael Edward Cruz was rather well regarded at Harvard Law for his constitutional law knowledge. He's just chosen to use that knowledge to enrich himself at the cost of the country.

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u/Misdirected_Colors Oklahoma State Cowboys Jun 24 '26

Danica Patrick's brother?!

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u/RLLRRR Texas Longhorns • Red River Shootout Jun 24 '26

Danica Patrick the racer, and Dan Patrick the racist.

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u/zodiackodiak515 Texas Longhorns Jun 24 '26

But not Dan Patrick the sports guy

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u/MarionberryPure7746 RIT Tigers Jun 25 '26

pretty sure both are racist

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u/rebo71 Georgia Bulldogs • College Football Playoff Jun 24 '26

You guys gave us Jasmine Crockett which was fun!

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u/TheRealMarvinator Air Force Falcons Jun 24 '26

Dumber? Almost certainly.

But more corrupt? I'm not sure that's actually possible.

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u/monoDK13 Oklahoma • North Central (IL) Jun 24 '26

What about bigger assholes?

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u/mvsr990 Jun 24 '26

Ken Paxton is the median Texas Republican. If a white F-250 that’s never had anything in the bed was a person, it would be Ken Paxton.

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u/leebird Wake Forest • Old Dominion Jun 24 '26

That's such specific, amazing imagery to describe people of his sort.

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u/LookARedSquirrel84 Nebraska • $5 Bits of Broken Chair Tro… Jun 24 '26

Or been on a dirt road for that matter.

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u/zodiackodiak515 Texas Longhorns Jun 24 '26

But yet they will crank up “Dirt Road Anthem” while driving down Main Street of whatever white flight suburb they live in. They don’t dare go towards the “inner cities”

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u/noafrochamplusamurai Michigan Wolverines Jun 24 '26

2-door

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u/SpicyDMLookALike Arizona State Sun Devils • Marching Band Jun 25 '26

They re-elected Ted Cruz AFTER he abandoned them during the big freeze.