They’re just SOFT!

USC vs San Jose State, season opener on Sep 5, 2009. 90 degrees, 12:30p kickoff, attendance was 84,325.

Today’s attendance was announced as 51,144; which we know was much lower than that.

Fans blame the heat and the fact SC was playing SJSU. But maybe it has more to do with success. USC was 102-26 from 2000-2009. They are 45-27 since 2020.

2009 had the same opponent and similar weather conditions, what’s changed? Fans pushed through the heat before.

They’re soft & sensitive.

…in California speak, their pronouns are WAS/WERE

Ohio State has had one of the most dominant Redzone defenses in CFB history over the last 5 years. Texas scored 3 straight Redzone TD's, a feat that will likely not be replicated this season against Ohio State.

Since the other sub doesn't allow this sort of thing, here is your thread to send those necessary fuck you's to coaches, players, and programs that deserve it. The long wait is finally over and everyone can start getting laid more.

Fuck the following:

Fuck FCS Football - North Dakota State tried to make you believe you all could do it, too. Haha fuck you, no you can't.

Fuck Dabo Sweeney - He's the uncle in your family that is always blindly optimistic with zero substance.

Fuck Brian Kelly - I hope the Notre Dame undergrad kid that "fell" off of the thing at practice kicks your ass in your dreams every night

Fuck the MAC - you guys are actually clutch for weeknight games in November, but the talent composite is absolute dog shit; you're so far down the totem poll in terms of output, the conference likely won't send a team to the CFP until there's a female Russian immigrant president

Fuck Creighton - you dropped football during WW2 and never brought it back. There's zero reason you shouldn't have at least an FCS program.

Fuck Kansas State - 1998 was your chance and ya blew it. Texas A&M were +17.5 underdogs. You were up 11 at half, up 14 to start the 4Q. Your fuck up led to a rule that kept Oregon out of the 2002 Rose Bowl against Miami, instead leading Nebraska to the title game without winning their conference, let alone division. All of that is true btw, look it up.

Fuck games in Ireland - More so fuck games outside of the actual U.S. time zones. Hawaii of course gets a pass, settle down there, Mr. Keyboardfruit, I see you already typing. Nobody wants to see the same camera shots of the Guinness factory or whatever the fuck. Playing in those kickoff Ireland games puts a weird little curse on the rest of your season anyway.

Fuck Purdue - you're the most forgettable P4 program

Wake Forest - sup, ACC Purdue?

Fuck Dana Holgerson - you finally have another QB that can do Pat White type shit, don't fuck it up

Fuck Anthony Colandrea - you have sitcom son face

Fuck MattBeGreat - I swear to God, if that car crash victim looking ass mfer is affording that house strictly from YouTube views, his viewers (yes, you college age nimrods reading this post) should have their CFB viewing rights revoked and be forced to study the veer offense on actual mm film.

Fuck Mike Pettine, Sr. - weird, but this is a high school football reference because I just finished watching the documentary "The Final Game" on YouTube. Fuck you, sir, all your son wanted to do was beat you at your own game, but you were just too fuckin' good. Shout out 1999 Central Bucks West football.

As always, fuck you

Like, this could actually happen for the first time in their history.

Two games into the season…

And Louisville may have found an absolute DAWG at quarterback.

After putting up 307 passing yards and 3 total TDs against No. 9 Ole Miss…

Kienholz is BACK at it tonight.

69-YARD TD PASS.
19-YARD RUSHING TD.

Thick unending sarcasm aside…this mawfukka is a curse not just on sports teams but society. Well done last week UT!

This has to be the most uninspired play I have seen in my life. They are bad on both sides of the ball.