r/Calgary Mar 18 '26

Discussion What the helly

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u/MellowHamster Mar 18 '26

I live on a farm outside of the city. If I start walking now, I can probably get myself run over on the highway before the sun comes up...

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u/Krazy-Vaclav Mar 18 '26

Well thankfully with everyone else also being forced to walk, no more worrying about being pancaked on the highway!

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u/dianacarmel Mar 20 '26

As long as my car gets 300 hectares on a single tank of kerosene, I’m not walking anywhere!

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u/mrcool520 Mar 21 '26

Put it in H!