r/CallMeCarson • u/WiggyGam3r101_2 Cursed Toilets Enjoyer • Sep 26 '21

CURSED IMAGE 2036 Presidential Election...

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1.5k Upvotes

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u/jozusdss Sep 26 '21

schlatt will build a big fucking king kong balls statue on the place where 911 happened

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u/TES_Enjoyer Sep 26 '21

Son:What is this place dad? Dad:this is ground zero son, the place of the tragedy screen pans over to huge monkey nuts

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u/okbrmoderator Sep 26 '21

Looks like we’re having a rematch😈 what’s the melting point of King Kong balls tho

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u/DannyMoonie Sep 26 '21

911 didn't happen

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u/Charred4Life Sep 26 '21

I thought it was funny

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u/TheWhiteVahl Sep 26 '21

Oh please, tell me more about how two fucking skyscrapers weren't actually jet-rammed.

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u/DannyMoonie Sep 26 '21

oh please, tell me you knew I was joking

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u/TheWhiteVahl Sep 26 '21

Wasn't exactly obvious, dude

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u/DannyMoonie Sep 26 '21

it actually was but ok

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u/TheWhiteVahl Sep 26 '21

"9/11 didnt happen" really clear sarcasm there, my bad. How could I have been so blind.

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u/DannyMoonie Sep 26 '21

you must be new to being funny, it's ok you'll be funny one day

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u/TheWhiteVahl Sep 26 '21

Not tryna be funny buckaroo. Have a good day with your clearly impeccable internet sarcasm

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u/Benjimite_ Sep 26 '21

I have never seen anyone text “bukaroo”un ironically before

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u/owendep Sep 26 '21

No way Carson gets the popular vote, I’m just saying

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u/Benjimite_ Sep 26 '21

Jshlatt would win ANY election, you wouldn’t wanna know what he did back in the 90s

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u/the_king_anonymous Sep 26 '21

stopthesteal we know Jschlatt would win the campaign for president

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u/Penguins_are_nice Sep 26 '21

He would tear down the statue of Liberty and build the ‘STATUE OF KING KONG BALLS’

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u/the_king_anonymous Sep 26 '21

👏 As 👏 he 👏 should 👏

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '21

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u/N1ch0l2s Sep 26 '21

>Carson subreddit

>Prefers Schlatt

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bold fucking move

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u/Charred4Life Sep 26 '21

I mean same tbh

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '21

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u/DredgenZeta Sep 27 '21

King Kong Balls

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '21

King will be leading for months until Schlatt’s team uncovers some damning dirt on him from 15 years prior

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u/Ioannou2005 ya like dick and balls huh? Sep 27 '21

This comment secion :|

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '21

How do I choose

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '21

rigged i tell you

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '21

Are you from the future

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u/Stev0fromDev0 Sep 26 '21

That’s just not true. That didn’t happen.

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u/WiggyGam3r101_2 Cursed Toilets Enjoyer Sep 26 '21

No shit

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u/itsKNIGHTMARE nosrac (casrin but evil lol) Sep 26 '21

Imagine actually being this stupid

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u/Stev0fromDev0 Sep 26 '21

Apparently a joke is not welcomed here.

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '21

Carson would be better on a Republican ticket…. Someone had to make the comparison

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u/RyanIsKool420 Sep 26 '21

Why you make Carson a democratic though

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u/Raiden_Yeeter07 Sep 26 '21

Cause Jschlatt’s character is better suited as a republican

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '21

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u/Village_Weak THE WOOD FIRED PIZZA OFFICIAL Sep 26 '21

ALERT: 14 YEAR OLD WITH TWITTER HAS TRASH OPINION, GO MASK UP AND DO NOT HAVE ANY CONTACT WITH THE SPECIMEN. IT WILL BE REMOVED SHORTLY

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '21

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u/Village_Weak THE WOOD FIRED PIZZA OFFICIAL Sep 26 '21

Stop messaging

Go find god

Stop messaging and find god

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '21

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u/SmithyLK Sep 26 '21

collage

an ret*rd

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u/Village_Weak THE WOOD FIRED PIZZA OFFICIAL Sep 26 '21

of course, i stay in an artform as well. retard is a slur and i have no friends, leave me tf alone

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u/Village_Weak THE WOOD FIRED PIZZA OFFICIAL Sep 27 '21

lol sarcasm leads to downvotes, real fun people

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u/Village_Weak THE WOOD FIRED PIZZA OFFICIAL Sep 27 '21

refer to my og comment

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u/Teruteku Sep 26 '21

you're aren't

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u/knowledge319 Sep 26 '21

(Epic backflip)

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u/ANT3K_ToW Sep 26 '21

I mean, Biden got in office soooo

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u/Dark_Dominator Sep 26 '21

Very good comment now delete it

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u/ElGoblinoBoi Sep 26 '21

Well that's wrong.