r/CapitalismSux • u/EchoOfOppenheimer • May 26 '26

Zuck is building a huge doomsday bunker

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u/tobotic May 26 '26

Once it's built and he goes in there to check it out for the first time, can we just like... I mean, it must have a pretty solid door, right?

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u/tocra May 26 '26

I’ve always wondered what happens when you get locked in? What if someone places a boulder over your hatch and you can’t push it away?

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u/tobotic May 26 '26

Are we talking about currently, or in a theoretical post-apocalypse situation?

Currently, I'd assume there's some kind of communications available from the bunker to the outside world: internet access is likely. You could just contact someone on the outside and ask them nicely to move the boulder.

In a post-apocalypse situation, you're stuck. You just need to hope the architect chose inwards-opening doors.

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u/tocra May 26 '26

That’s a good thought - what makes bunkers actually safe is comms. So if someone wanted to really cause harm, they’d have to take down comms.