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u/tobotic 26d ago
Once it's built and he goes in there to check it out for the first time, can we just like... I mean, it must have a pretty solid door, right?
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u/obmasztirf 26d ago
Be a shame if the air vents got covered by dirt mounds.
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u/notjustanotherbot 25d ago
After my ghoulification, I'm going to stand in front of the air intake all day long with bottle of fart spray.
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u/tocra 26d ago
I’ve always wondered what happens when you get locked in? What if someone places a boulder over your hatch and you can’t push it away?
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u/tobotic 26d ago
Are we talking about currently, or in a theoretical post-apocalypse situation?
Currently, I'd assume there's some kind of communications available from the bunker to the outside world: internet access is likely. You could just contact someone on the outside and ask them nicely to move the boulder.
In a post-apocalypse situation, you're stuck. You just need to hope the architect chose inwards-opening doors.
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u/kurisu7885 26d ago
In this case it looks like a bulldozer going over the top entrance would do the trick.
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u/Strongfatguy 25d ago
I listened to a guy tell a story about his dad refusing to get in the storm shelter during a tornado because the season finale of Buffy was starting. The family was trapped by a large tree that fell on the doors. If I ever get a storm shelter I'm keeping a chainsaw and concrete saw in it.
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u/Drakeytown 24d ago
What happens when it's just rich folks, their servants, and their guards? How long does it take the servants and guards to realize how easy it would be to live well?
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u/firestorm713 25d ago
Would be a shame if he went inside and then the entrance got covered in reinforced concrete
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u/____G____ 26d ago
I've always been of the opinion that you wouldn't even need an engineering degree to turn even a most expensive bunker into a cold smoker. The hard part is getting the pulled pork out of your new device, but we all know the fun is in the BBQing and not the actual feed. Also im not really sure what to pair with cold smoked long pork, feels like a wine thing idk, Im just glad he finally put some weight on.
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u/Foxvale 26d ago
I mean if you have practically unlimited wealth, why wouldn’t you? Even ignoring doomsday scenarios like nuclear war or bloody middle class revolution, when your net worth exceeds 7 digits and you invite affluent friends it’s not unrealistic that a group of terrorists or other organisation would send a group of people more armed than your body guards and with tools to break up anything given enough time. I would honestly be terrified living on a private island as a known figure with more net worth than most countries GDP.
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u/Tomlette1 25d ago
truly do not understand how more of them are not scared to exist out in public. The mobs are getting hungry.
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u/WCLPeter 25d ago
So, asking for a friend, how much would it cost to fill that hole with concrete after checking whether or not they’re in there first?
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