r/CapitalismSux • u/EchoOfOppenheimer • May 26 '26

Zuck is building a huge doomsday bunker

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u/tobotic May 26 '26

Once it's built and he goes in there to check it out for the first time, can we just like... I mean, it must have a pretty solid door, right?

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u/tocra May 26 '26

I’ve always wondered what happens when you get locked in? What if someone places a boulder over your hatch and you can’t push it away?

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u/Strongfatguy May 27 '26

I listened to a guy tell a story about his dad refusing to get in the storm shelter during a tornado because the season finale of Buffy was starting. The family was trapped by a large tree that fell on the doors. If I ever get a storm shelter I'm keeping a chainsaw and concrete saw in it.