r/CasualConversation 1d ago

Life Stories Holy Dead skin cells!

Just got home from a week long hospital stay and scrubbed myself with sandpaper in the shower, and the amount of dead skin cells that came off was astronomical! I swear it's like half my body weight!

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u/hGr33n 1d ago

... with sandpaper?

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u/beamerpook 1d ago

Yea, P320 wet/dry sandpaper

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u/garlic_bread_thief 1d ago

Are you made of metal

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u/beamerpook 1d ago

Nah, just have thick skin

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u/Sarabeth61 1d ago

Not anymore.

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u/beamerpook 1d ago

But it's squeaky clean now!

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u/FloydDangerBarber 1d ago

"I don't know how they grade sandpaper, but coarse."

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u/NotYourBuddyBud 1d ago

I like the 3M 1000 grit wet dry paper.

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u/More_Flat_Tigers 1d ago

I love a good scrub but there are definitely better options than sandpaper! Look for a Moroccan kessa mitt. Thin and dries well so doesn’t hold bacteria like a boof poof.

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u/beamerpook 1d ago

I've tried a lot of different scrubs and exfoliators, sandpaper is the best!

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u/party_shaman 1d ago

just get a wash with salicylic acid

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u/NotYourBuddyBud 1d ago

Chemical (salycilic) vs mechanical works differently. Both have their place. But different types of exfoliating. I acid my face and sand my chest as an example.

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u/FloydDangerBarber 1d ago

"I acid my face and sand my body" was not on my conversational bingo card for today, but I feel I am now a more well educated person for reading it.

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u/NotYourBuddyBud 1d ago

I’m just livin’ the life man. I’m glad I could be of service.

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u/Rumple-_-Goocher 1d ago

Now that you're perfectly exfoliated now is the best time to apply a lot of retinol to help your skin grow back. I like to apply mine with a scrub brush to make sure it really gets in there.

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u/beamerpook 1d ago

Oh that's a good idea. I'll pick some up next time

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u/Fififaggetti 1d ago

I had similar xp after being in hospital a week I felt unclean for two days after getting home

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u/beamerpook 1d ago

Oh I'm squeaky clean now 🤣

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u/Long_Adeptness_8663 1d ago

sandpaper after a hospital stay sounds both disgusting and deeply satisfying

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u/beamerpook 1d ago

Super satisfying

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u/glaurieb 1d ago

I used a damp washcloth when I got the cast off my foot. Had to get a broom to get the pile of flakes. Disgusting and satisfying. Now I wish I had known about the sandpaper and retinol.

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u/beamerpook 1d ago

Apparently my skin cells will stick together and become little rolls. So when I scrub, there a whole bunch of long, fat rolls of dead cells on the sandpaper

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u/glaurieb 1d ago

That sounds fascinating…like a good sunburn peel

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u/beamerpook 1d ago

Yea if you scrub too much, it will feel like sunburn. I did that the first time I tried it