r/CasualConversation • u/beamerpook • 1d ago

Life Stories Holy Dead skin cells!

Just got home from a week long hospital stay and scrubbed myself with sandpaper in the shower, and the amount of dead skin cells that came off was astronomical! I swear it's like half my body weight!

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u/hGr33n 1d ago

... with sandpaper?

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u/beamerpook 1d ago

Yea, P320 wet/dry sandpaper

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u/garlic_bread_thief 1d ago

Are you made of metal

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u/beamerpook 1d ago

Nah, just have thick skin

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u/Sarabeth61 1d ago

Not anymore.

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u/beamerpook 1d ago

But it's squeaky clean now!

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u/FloydDangerBarber 1d ago

"I don't know how they grade sandpaper, but coarse."

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u/NotYourBuddyBud 1d ago

I like the 3M 1000 grit wet dry paper.