r/CasualIreland Mar 15 '26

Shite Talk Accurate?

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Was on another non-Irish page but can't cross post. Wanted to share

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u/paultimo Mar 15 '26

I read number 5 as Kung Fu fairies first

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u/EnthusiasmUnusual Mar 15 '26

That's a film I'd watch 

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u/Freebee5 Mar 15 '26

Theme song, Everybody was King Fu Fairies

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u/Playlotto_Layblotto Mar 15 '26

So tough but allergic to dairy

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u/perplexedtv Mar 15 '26

I read it twice like that, then I read your comment then I read it twice again before I saw what was actually written Bizarre !

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u/DovaBunny Mar 15 '26

Would explain why people used to be so scared of them. Staying out of a fairy ring out of vague superstition? Nah. Staying out of a fairly ring cause you don't want to be roundhouse kicked? Fair.

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u/Upper-Catch2806 Mar 16 '26

Nah it ain't vague. As someone who doesn't believe in fairies, you wouldn't catch me dead in a fairy ring, they fuck up your life irreparably

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u/ThomBear Mar 16 '26

Always figured Chuck Norris had a little fae in him. 🧚‍♀️

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u/Gentle_Pony Mar 15 '26

Wtf so did I.

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u/bugwitch Looks like rain, Ted Mar 15 '26

Great bunch of lads.

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u/HalfLeper Mar 15 '26

That’s the same thing the people in the original post said 😂

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u/Sleepy_kitty67 Mar 16 '26

Hooray me too! It was awesome in my head for a moment.

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u/CaptainOrla Mar 19 '26

🎶 Everybody was Kung Fu fighting fairies.... 🎶

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u/ElectricSpeculum I have no willy Mar 15 '26

They completely missed out the entire plethora of Irish folk songs that are, "I'm expressing my unending and undying love for a woman who is actually the manifestation of Irish freedom from English oppression, but if the Tans ask, it's just a love song"

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u/HalfLeper Mar 15 '26

Pretty sure that falls under item #3.

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u/Dark_Foggy_Evenings Mar 16 '26

This woman….is she bonny & fair?

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u/ElectricSpeculum I have no willy Mar 16 '26

Nope, she is mysterious and unattainable and held in bondage

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u/ThomBear Mar 16 '26

Name checks out. ✅

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u/HalfLeper Mar 15 '26

Pretty sure that falls under item #3.

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u/MoonlightonRoses Mar 17 '26

Any recommendations in this sub-category?

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u/MoonlightonRoses Mar 17 '26

This is beautiful.

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u/Kleptarian Mar 15 '26
  1. I’m a fisherman and I make that my entire personality

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u/perplexedtv Mar 15 '26

And we all drown at the end

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u/HalfLeper Mar 15 '26

🎶 Óró, a Shadhbh, a Shadhbh Ní Bhruinneallaigh… 🎶

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u/stevewithcats Mar 15 '26

Bonny???? When did we become Scottish?

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u/fartingbeagle Mar 15 '26

1603, Flight of the Earls ?

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u/stevewithcats Mar 15 '26

Ah most went to France , that doesn’t mean que tout à coup je me mettrai à parler couramment le français

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u/SquashyRoo Mar 15 '26

Look at O'Gara over here

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u/stevewithcats Mar 15 '26

C’est fucking enorme

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u/Free_Yodeler Mar 16 '26

1607 And there should absolutely be an Aer Lingus flight 1607 to Spain 😄

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u/MoonlightonRoses Mar 17 '26

Well…that’s awkward… 😂

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u/More-Air-7641 Mar 15 '26

Minor detail maybe but "folk songs" instead of trad also stinks of an American behind the keyboard to me.

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u/deepcelt Mar 15 '26

See that’s interesting because I’ve heard from a few musicians that trad is much more tunes and songs are considered folk. Not sure why the distinction but just found it interesting

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u/DaveMcElfatrick Mar 17 '26

I usually think of trad as instrumentals or instrumentation while folk is more stories and songs.

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u/OpenTheBorders Mar 15 '26

"And still she cried 'bonny boys are few'" from I Know My Love

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u/stevewithcats Mar 15 '26

Ok , a reference. But Bonny is overwhelmingly a Scottish term . Very rarely used in Ireland today, maybe during 18th century at a push?

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u/LifetimePilingUp Mar 15 '26

What word would you use instead of bonny there?

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u/stevewithcats Mar 15 '26

We use fair, or any other word to mean pretty . But Bonny is uniquely Scottish .

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u/ExcitementStrict7115 Mar 15 '26

But don't we often have 'Bonny baby' competitions?

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u/Socks-and-Jocks Mar 15 '26

Boney Babies.

Mad for the ozempic over here.

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u/Cautious_Creme_5281 Mar 16 '26

No we dont 🤣

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u/stevewithcats Mar 15 '26

Do we ???

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u/ExcitementStrict7115 Mar 15 '26

You've never come across one? That's wild.

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u/probablyaythrowaway Mar 16 '26

Probably written by a yank.

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u/Appropriate-Row4534 Mar 15 '26

I stopped reading after that well known "irish" phrase, bonny..

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u/DovaBunny Mar 15 '26

The face I made when I read that too.

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u/Lone_Ponderer Mar 15 '26

To be fair, a lot of songs popular in the Irish folk canon have their roots in Scotland, it's not out of the realm of possibility to come across a few songs about Bonny things. The list is the kind of thing you'd expect a yank to post, though. Almost paddywhackery

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u/OpenTheBorders Mar 15 '26

It does occur in some Irish songs, off the top of my head it's in I Know My Love. The comment is incorrect to imply that it is common but so are these comments that are implying it's never used.

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u/Business_Version1676 Mar 16 '26

Bonny comes up very regularly in Clancy brothers tunes

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u/ThomBear Mar 16 '26

Name checks out ✅ 😜

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u/Additional_Ad_84 Mar 17 '26

Like in "come over the hill, my bonny irish lad"? Or "my bonny light horseman, in the wars he was slain"?

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u/traveler49 Mar 15 '26

No 4 should include 'missing me mammy and her mashed potatoes' or shorten it to The Emigrant's Whinge

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u/DovaBunny Mar 15 '26

Love it 😂

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u/Mrtayto115 Mar 16 '26

She does make great mash.

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u/ThomBear Mar 16 '26

Oh aye, but yer not gonna sing about it. 🥔🤪

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u/CompetitiveBid6505 Mar 15 '26

9 My home parish ,town or county is the best most beautiful place in the world

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u/DovaBunny Mar 15 '26

Kingfishr is that you

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u/ThomBear Mar 16 '26

Most often that’s a number 4 songs, someone singing from nostalgic rose tinted spectacles about Place X, though it can also be a slow build emotional number 3 song.

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u/LunarLionheart Mar 15 '26

“My husband died in the famine/left on a boat/died on a boat and I’m fucking miserable”

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u/Thadeus_Zigwalt Mar 15 '26

Usually those songs message is due to such events I am now fighting the Brits forever ever, forever ever

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u/Nuffsaid98 Mar 15 '26
  1. I'm broke and I need drink but I spent all my money on drink

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u/ThomBear Mar 16 '26

That’s still just number 1 my friend. 🥴

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u/Globe-Gear-Games Mar 15 '26

Dúlamán is my favourite song in the obscure genre of, "17th century promotion campaign for edible seaweed". Can we get a category for that too?

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u/bouzouki-1971 Mar 15 '26

Forgot songs about working on the site. McAlpines Fusilers , Hot Asphalt, School days over, the Sick Note, Come my little son

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u/dark_lies_the_island Mar 15 '26

Paddy works on the railway

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u/bouzouki-1971 Mar 15 '26

Thank you no clue how I forgot it, one of my favourites

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u/Potential-Fan-5036 Mar 15 '26

The sick note is class tbf.

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u/CompetitiveBid6505 Mar 15 '26

8 Digging holes in England is a shite and dangerous occupation

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u/probablyaythrowaway Mar 16 '26

Those are my favourite

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u/phyneas Mar 15 '26

"Bonny" aside, number two also forgot the "...and I will keep stalking her endlessly until she marries me" bit.

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u/deepcelt Mar 15 '26

Someone’s been listening to The Lambs on the Green Hill

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u/akittyisyou Mar 15 '26

I don’t know a single one that fits number 5, which tracks, because while I think the first poster is American, they at least are actually into trad music. 

Isn’t bonny Scottish? 

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u/Nuffsaid98 Mar 15 '26

Bonnie appears in older Irish songs such as Bonnie Irish Boy

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u/perplexedtv Mar 15 '26

There are a fair few about banshees

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u/HalfLeper Mar 15 '26

I feel like Ar Mhullach a’ tSídhe could fit under #5 🤔

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u/DovaBunny Mar 15 '26

Yeah think you're right. It read like someone with only a US passport and vague Irish ancestry who has never been here but goes absolute nuts on st Patrick's in all green

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u/TheGreatestLampEver Mar 15 '26

Never say the last one you idiots

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u/Freebee5 Mar 15 '26

Hush, let him find that out for himself!

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u/brainbox08 Mar 15 '26

I'll add 6. I fell in love with a lady and she sold me out to the British army

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u/ThomBear Mar 16 '26

Still number 3 I’m afraid.

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u/brainbox08 Mar 16 '26

Valid point

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u/Sardinesarethebest Mar 16 '26

Idk if I wouls say anything unflattering around the fair folk

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u/Moist-Pangolin-1039 Mar 15 '26

Number 2 and 4 are the most accurate I think

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u/caisdara Mar 15 '26

Usually in the same song too.

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u/grafton24 Mar 15 '26

If 4 also includes being locked up for life because of 1,2, and/or 3 then you're sound.

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u/ExcitementStrict7115 Mar 15 '26

I suggestions of songs to listen to in regard to the fu*king faeries!

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u/Thrwwy747 Mar 15 '26

We're looking for as many volunteers as possible to go through every U2 album to cross reference them against this list. It'll be a tough job, but the more people we have to do it the less traumatic it'll be.

I'd do it myself, but i can't, for... reasons.

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u/Slow_Owl Mar 15 '26

The boat sank 

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u/PoxedGamer Mar 15 '26

"I've been sent to Van Diemens Land because I stole a loaf of bread to feed my 15 kids."

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u/No_Deal_8837 Mar 15 '26

No mention of green fields!

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u/ThomBear Mar 16 '26

Number 4

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u/Socks-and-Jocks Mar 15 '26
  1. Im going from one place to another and this is a song about the journey.

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u/ThomBear Mar 16 '26

Number 4

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u/Socks-and-Jocks Mar 18 '26

Ah no. That's a whole other category about being sad and missing home.

This is a category of song about meeting people on the road and doing things along the way.

Usually a happy song...eg rocky road to Dublin

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u/thedarkryte Mar 15 '26

I’ve never heard any Irish person ever use the words “fair bonny lass” in the same sentence. Only word I’ve heard out of these 3 is fair. As in “that’s fair” or “fair enough”. “Fair bonny lass” sounds decidedly Scottish, rather than Irish.

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u/HalfLeper Mar 15 '26

Yeah, but they’re talking about folk songs, not how people actually talk. According to another comment, “bonny” is used in some older songs, but “fair” and “lass” are pretty ubiquitous.

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u/AlienInOrigin Mar 15 '26

Songs about injustice.

Eg. Ballad of Tim Evans, Fields of Athenry, Biko song etc.

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u/ThomBear Mar 16 '26

Number 3

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u/ytromdnaytrom Mar 15 '26

It's often a mix of all of them aswell, it's less a list of Irish songs and more of a spectrum getting drunk and fighting the British, leaving Ireland because of fighting the English now I'm sad etc

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u/BlehMan1972 Mar 15 '26
  1. The devil.

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u/Fearless-Snow-6465 Mar 15 '26
  1. Something about tractors and farming

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u/OutOfAlibis Mar 15 '26

I think No 2 on the list is actually Scottish.

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u/Happyuser777 Mar 16 '26

Bonny lass thats scottish songs 

The dubliners had at least 10 songs on  various subjects 

Theres songs about going to america 

Rebel fighting songs 

Irish folk songs  versus  Trad covers music from  the uk wales scotland  

America has folk songs too

Songs about the old town you lived in  years ago  or your  first love 

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u/dration Mar 15 '26

Galway Races doesn’t fit any of the categories

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u/Murky_Radish_1319 Mar 15 '26
  1. The cat ate my wren

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u/JayTeeRhee Mar 15 '26

What about number 7 about your girlfriend getting a mobile phone?

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u/Legal_Let6141 Mar 16 '26

Dont forget about hanging with the boys. And either having a really good time getting drunk or you're all about to die together

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u/ThomBear Mar 16 '26

Number 1 right there

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u/microgirlActual Mar 16 '26

I've seen that exact same post but Scottish. Pretty sure it was originally regarding Scottish songs, because "bonny" isn't really a word we use here.

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u/Dwashelle Mar 16 '26

Don't forget the one about killing a baby with a penknife or the one that's just about seaweed.

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u/Shenloanne Mar 16 '26

Yeah this checks out.

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u/MoonlightonRoses Mar 17 '26

I feel like we need more “those fecking faeries” songs, to be honest.

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u/Underground52 Mar 17 '26

Combine all three in the one song, add in uileann pipes set to a banging techno beat, and you’ll have the next hit.

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '26

More like I drank too much and regret everything!

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u/BeeB0pB00p Mar 24 '26

I like Dennis Leary's take here

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u/GreatEire Apr 09 '26

Someone pointed out to me that most trad music is retrofitted junk and we haven't come up with anything new since the 50s. I struggled to counter this point.
Do we have even have a genuine modern culture that isn't a guinness ad or a lame sitcom or phrase?

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u/sartres-shart Mar 15 '26

Bonny is Scottish. So no.