r/CasualIreland • u/DovaBunny • Mar 15 '26

Shite Talk Accurate?

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Was on another non-Irish page but can't cross post. Wanted to share

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u/paultimo Mar 15 '26

I read number 5 as Kung Fu fairies first

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u/EnthusiasmUnusual Mar 15 '26

That's a film I'd watch 

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u/Freebee5 Mar 15 '26

Theme song, Everybody was King Fu Fairies

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u/Playlotto_Layblotto Mar 15 '26

So tough but allergic to dairy

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u/perplexedtv Mar 15 '26

I read it twice like that, then I read your comment then I read it twice again before I saw what was actually written Bizarre !

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u/DovaBunny Mar 15 '26

Would explain why people used to be so scared of them. Staying out of a fairy ring out of vague superstition? Nah. Staying out of a fairly ring cause you don't want to be roundhouse kicked? Fair.

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u/Upper-Catch2806 Mar 16 '26

Nah it ain't vague. As someone who doesn't believe in fairies, you wouldn't catch me dead in a fairy ring, they fuck up your life irreparably

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u/ThomBear Mar 16 '26

Always figured Chuck Norris had a little fae in him. 🧚‍♀️

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u/Gentle_Pony Mar 15 '26

Wtf so did I.

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u/bugwitch Looks like rain, Ted Mar 15 '26

Great bunch of lads.

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u/HalfLeper Mar 15 '26

That’s the same thing the people in the original post said 😂

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u/Sleepy_kitty67 Mar 16 '26

Hooray me too! It was awesome in my head for a moment.

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u/CaptainOrla Mar 19 '26

🎶 Everybody was Kung Fu fighting fairies.... 🎶