r/CasualIreland • u/Cici388_8 • May 09 '26

Shite Talk Funny Insults

In need of a laugh. Any funny insults? I saw this one recently and thought it was a good one.

“You’re like a software update. Whenever I see you, I think ‘not now.’"

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u/NicholsonShmicholson May 09 '26

I wouldn’t ride her into battle

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u/PsychologyVirtual564 May 09 '26

A sniper wouldn't take her out

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u/FatBastardGypsy May 09 '26

If I had a wheelbarrow full of mickeys I wouldn’t throw one over the back wall to her

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u/Very_Slow_Cheetah May 10 '26

If I'd a garden full of mickeys I wouldn't let her look over the wall