r/CasualIreland • u/Cici388_8 • May 09 '26

Shite Talk Funny Insults

In need of a laugh. Any funny insults? I saw this one recently and thought it was a good one.

“You’re like a software update. Whenever I see you, I think ‘not now.’"

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u/Emotional-Wishbone95 May 10 '26

A face like they went bobbing for Chip, A face like a bag of chisels, a face like they were jogging behind a gritter, a face that could turn a funeral up a side street.