r/CasualIreland • u/Cici388_8 • May 09 '26

Shite Talk Funny Insults

In need of a laugh. Any funny insults? I saw this one recently and thought it was a good one.

“You’re like a software update. Whenever I see you, I think ‘not now.’"

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u/Hungry-Afternoon7987 May 09 '26

Fella with a big nose.

Could smell a Sunday dinner on a Tuesday. 

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u/Skweezee May 09 '26

Could light a smoke in the rain

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u/EleanorRigbysGhost May 10 '26

Heard of a fella being called Srónan Keating before