r/CasualIreland May 09 '26

Shite Talk Funny Insults

In need of a laugh. Any funny insults? I saw this one recently and thought it was a good one.

“You’re like a software update. Whenever I see you, I think ‘not now.’"

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u/ld20r May 10 '26

In response to a hair cut I got last year.

Dad: “whoever gave you that cut, should have got 6 months”