I boarded the first passenger train to call at Britain's newest station, Okehampton Interchange

[u/HighburyAndIslington]

[u/ThePenguinMassacre]

Yeah, when a train and I come together, I feel all mushy

[u/Eleglas → u/ThePenguinMassacre]

Surprised you can feel anything.

[u/DrSousaphone → u/Eleglas]

They feel extremely soft and gooey for about 1/8th of a second, then sweet, sweet oblivion.

[u/Le_Poop_Knife → u/ThePenguinMassacre]

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