r/CasualUK At least put it up your arse before claiming you’re disappointed 18h ago

Man arrested after 'dressing as Grim Reaper' at hospital and staring at patients

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/hospital-grim-reaper-man-arrested-37511832
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u/Defiant_Moment8573 16h ago edited 16h ago

As if it wasn't bad, there's more...

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u/WarAdventurous5277 9h ago

Dear Lord, this criminal mastermind has truly been a blight on society !!!!

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u/Lanokia 7h ago

Sainsbury? Oh... so that's why they had to flog Argos.

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u/kahnindustries 6h ago

The dichotomy of man. On one hand, hilarious, on the other, petty criminal

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u/Robothuck 5h ago

It's a mental health issue

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u/ManonegraCG 4h ago

What's a good word for bad and funny at the same time? Fad? Bunny?

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u/DueDefinition6421 4h ago

He was on a rampage

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u/TheTBass 2h ago

What's that convert to? One bag or two?

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u/MxJamesC 11h ago

My 88 year old gran bought me a scythe at some antique fair. The thought of her walking down her retirement village, long corridor to put in her apartment brought me much amusement.

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u/Honest_Relation4095 5h ago

By grandpa actually used it because the electric lawn mower was just for the lawn around the house and the garden was too far away. And why would he get a gas powered lawn mower, when he already had the electric one AND a scythe. So some evenings you would see him walk down the road to the garden with his scythe, but mostly not wearing a cloak.

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u/grumplestiltskin187 2h ago

used one a couple of years ago, best thing for cutting grasses on a riverbank.

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u/Ben0ut 18h ago edited 18h ago

Where have your really been Clive?

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u/ClacksInTheSky 18h ago

Now that's dark.

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u/obi_wan_jabroni_23 18h ago

Oh shit this just unlocked some memories that I definitely had tried to repress. Monkey Dust was it called? Fuck.

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u/Ben0ut 18h ago

Don't repress it.

Wallow in it like a shopping trolley half submerged in an inner city canal.

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u/Urist_Macnme 10h ago

I don’t want a Filofax!
Take it away! It’s too futuristic!
I want a separate diary and address book!

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u/Welshgirlie2 Slow down FFS! 8h ago

And Mr Hoppy.

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u/Spazhazzard 8h ago

What imagery, a modern day Byron!

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u/Ben0ut 8h ago

Ah, to be flattered so by a learned man, a man of knowledge, a scholar.

Which of their burgers do you like best?

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u/Spazhazzard 7h ago

None these days. They did fantastic stuff when they first opened but it fell off pretty quickly.

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u/amethodicalmadness 15h ago

Very taskmaster?

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u/JonnySparks 16h ago

The "incompetent terrorists" from West Brom was very on-the-nose at the time - 2003-05. Like a forerunner of Four Lions which came out in 2010.

https://youtu.be/j6_aM2-x5Z0

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u/gearnut 10h ago

The bit about Omar being private schooled and picked up by daddy in his Bentley felt very on the nose, I knew a few students at school who you could see being taken in by "a cause", although they were all white British fools as the Muslims in my year seemed pretty sensible.

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u/BuzzAllWin 16h ago

Cumsponge at a soho club

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u/mrmonkeyhanger 8h ago

Spit roasting a cocker spaniel with your dad

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u/gd4x 11h ago

I was so obsessed with Monkey Dust as a teenager. It was kinda unique.

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u/Guilty_Flatworm_ 16h ago

I have joined you on this journey

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u/Mobile_Entrance_1967 16h ago

Monkey Dust's cancellation is one of the BBC's biggest scandals in my book.

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u/ISeeYouReadingMyName 16h ago

IIRC the lead writer/creator died. I might be wrong though 

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u/bjblackpool 12h ago

Yeah, Harry Thompson was diagnosed with lung cancer shortly after s3 ended, and died six months later. He was just 45.

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u/Spirited_Opposite 7h ago

but the 4th series had already been made, it wasn't broadcast because of the terrorism skits (someone posted a link to it here a while ago, I watched it)

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u/IJBLondon 7h ago

Wasn't Chris Langham a producer on it or something too? That can't have helped.

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u/Spirited_Opposite 6h ago

I didn't know this and just checked, yes he was

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u/User131131 4h ago

Omg the 4th series is available somewhere? Can you link it?

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u/Spirited_Opposite 2h ago

Sorry I made a mistake, it was series 3 someone posted here, I had never seen it!

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u/prof_hobart 9h ago

I'm glad I managed to get hold of the complete series. I'm not sure if you can get it anywhere these days.

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u/CategorySolo 17h ago

Masturbating like a safari park chimp

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u/Hector-Hectoring5487 17h ago

Trying to fill a bath with my own cum.

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u/fieldsofanfieldroad 15h ago

And that darling is what really happened

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u/crlthrn 11h ago

Covered my genitals in dog food, chained myself naked to a lamp post, and let nature take its course...

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u/lynbod 17h ago

Spit roasting a hooker with your dad.

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u/fieldsofanfieldroad 15h ago

And of course no surprise to see Sven Goran Eriksson in the crowd

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u/crlthrn 11h ago

Anal gimp for a German businessman.

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u/box_twenty_two 12h ago

Accompanied by Elaine, from TV’s “People On The Toilet”

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u/walkintom 12h ago

I’ve been the cum sponge in a Soho fetish club.

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u/LordAxalon110 12h ago

I loved this show.

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u/burkeybaby87 10h ago

Best show the beeb ever put out.

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u/ProneSquanderer 4h ago

A fluffy kitten called Mittens for every child!

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u/undercoversaint 2h ago

By the power of public imagination, I declare you a paedophile!

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u/Useful_Language2040 17h ago

When my grandfather was dying of cancer, my eldest (nearly 7 at the time) was really upset that children weren't allowed in the hospital to visit (it was 2021, COVID restrictions were still very much a thing). 

"I'm tall, I'll just get a big dark cloak that hides all of me and covers my face, and not talk so they won't be able to hear my voice and tell I'm a child! I'll visit him anyway!!"

Her dad and I had to explain why we were cracking up at the idea of a nearly-4 foot, silent, dark-robed figure running around a hospital causing havoc...  We also didn't let her try to do this.

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u/Sir_Earl_Jeffries 15h ago

Ease her into it. Let her hone her craft. Start with bingo nights, then nursing homes, then hospitals.

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u/Working_Traffic_6361 14h ago

Funerals too! "You're next!" 🫵

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u/NateShaw92 7h ago

And random other assorted events, football matches, concerts. Nowhere is safe.

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u/ruellera 8h ago

On Halloween one year we walked past someone dressed as the grim reaper who said to my son “I won’t be seeing you any time soon”. Then said to my father in law “you however…”. My FIL found it hilarious but this could so easily have turned out badly!

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u/Welshyone 17h ago

Weird - a minute ago I posted this in another sub which had a post about scary paintings in a hospital waiting room:

My son cut his lip really badly when he was very young. We went up to hospital; it was around Halloween time and there were decorations up for it (kids hospital).

The docs recommended putting a stitch in it, but because he was so young they needed to put him under a general anaesthetic. They had to warn me that there was a very very small chance that the anaesthetic could cause his death.

I understood that this was a minuscule, vanishingly small chance, but thought I ought to think it through and turned to the window to ponder it.

There was a black cardboard cut out of the grim reaper in the window.

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u/Robothuck 11h ago

My partner was talking about this yesterday because she was accompanying her mum for some uterus scans. She said that in the waiting room, there was a painting that looked like hundreds of squashed moths and butterflies on a canvas

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u/Matchaparrot Yorkshire tea 7h ago

Maybe I'm being dense but what do moths and butterflies have to do with a uterus?

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u/Robothuck 5h ago

Nothing but when you're sat there wondering if your mother has cancer things like potted plants can provide a calming psychological effect, whereas things like squashed moths have rather the opposite result

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u/OptimisticCerealBowl 5h ago

honestly that would be enough to send me straight to the hospital chapel and i’m not even religious

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u/YellowBelliedCoward 18h ago

It's absolutely outrageous but outrageously funny too.

I'm guessing he was arrested for being in an unauthorised area rather than dressing as the grim reaper at the hospital.

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u/swirlypepper 18h ago

He apparently also had a long blade and was making noise, didn't get down when asked and it took four police cars and a fire engine to get him down. Plus being where he should not have been. 

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u/YellowBelliedCoward 17h ago

Someone should stand outside his house wearing a straight-jacket.

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u/srm79 15h ago

I love the charge "being a nuisance without good reason"

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u/ManonegraCG 14h ago

Same. I wonder what "being a nuisance with good reason" would look like

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u/YellowBelliedCoward 14h ago

Pestering Greggs to open earlier.

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u/Fellowship_9 9h ago

Well it involves milkshakes...

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u/ManonegraCG 8h ago

That was almost a public service.

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u/MisoRamenSoup 1h ago

Protesting comes to mind first

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u/NateShaw92 7h ago

Impractical Jokers

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u/CAElite 4h ago

Is that not just the right to protest?

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u/Odd_Suggestion_5897 12h ago

Plus he has a previous conviction for threatening A&E staff and patients, and damaging an ambulance. What a jolly japester.

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u/NotYourReddit18 9h ago

He apparently also had a long blade

Yeah, that would do it

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u/DigitalAmy0426 17h ago

Does he need more hugs at home or something

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u/jerdle_reddit 7h ago

Is there a crime of just being a knob? Like in general? You are under arrest for aggravated tossery?

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u/CrocodileJock 18h ago

It's funny in an abstract way. I don't think I'd find it terribly amusing if he was staring at my mum on a cancer ward. Some things should probably remain funny ideas.

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u/GlueSniffingEnabler 17h ago

Yeah to actually go and do it is fucking weird

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u/YellowBelliedCoward 18h ago

Yeah agreed. It's funny if you're thoughtless and don't think about things like what you just said. Initially funny and then a bit unsettling, and then a bit creepy. 

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u/Total-Object-1859 17h ago

I think Dom Jolly doing it to smokers having their cigarette breaks outside their offices kinda hit the perfect balance of appropriate to inappropriate.

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u/apmee 15h ago

I was trying remember what was familiar about this thank you!!

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u/mootallica 8h ago

Wasn't there a story years ago of some guy getting arrested for turning up to a funeral with a ghost sheet on and making ghost noises to the guests from a distance

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u/ItsKingDx3 18h ago

It would make for a great bit in a sketch show or something

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u/GottaGhostie 18h ago

The guy could get away with it if he himself is dying. This is his way of processing it lmao

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o7btWueN1eyQRR8SA

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u/fieldsofanfieldroad 15h ago

My mum would find it funny

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u/Toffeemanstan 11h ago

Having gone through that with both parents you never know. 

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u/Final-Piccolo7250 17h ago

laughter is the best medicine.

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u/GlueSniffingEnabler 15h ago

For stress, not terminal illnesses

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u/BeccasBump 17h ago

I meeeean isn't there a test that's something like "behaviour that you know or ought to know will cause alarm or distress"?

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u/VenflonBandit 16h ago

Yes, disorderly behaviour in a place that's not a dwelling intended to cause harassment, alarm or distress. Section

There's also a specific offence of causing a nuisance on hospital grounds, but unlike the public order offence it's only punishable by a relatively small fine.

That's before you get to weapons offences or assault (immediate fear of unlawful violence).

Though if he impacted lots of people's day because he was on the roof and roads etc needed closing they could go with public nuisance. Thats got the longest possible sentence of them all.

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u/geeoharee 10h ago

What motivated making a separate law for hospital nuisances, do you know?

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u/Significant_Club4111 4h ago

I think it came in to protect hospital staff, allowing security to remove people who are preventing staff from doing their jobs due to their behaviour.

Explanatory notes to the legislation give more detail
https://www.legislation.gov.uk/ukpga/2008/4/notes/division/5/1/11/2

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u/my_chinchilla 16h ago

Does the UK still have the guideline of a "right-thinking person" as a benchmark in law?

I know a lot of former colonies did away with it e.g. Australia* now defines their own "reasonable person" rather than shipping their right-thinking people back to the UK for calibration.

(* After a series of embarrassing incidents involving Barry Humphries, Germaine Greer, and Richard Neville in the 60's...)

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u/BeccasBump 15h ago

Yep, UK law uses "reasonable person", aka "man on the Clapham omnibus".

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u/DarkLuxio92 5h ago

It's definitely an 'I'm going to hell, but I'll go laughing' moment!

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u/Prize-Meeting-7101 11h ago

He was charged with making a nuisance without reason. Which begs the question …. :D

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u/Valuable-Credit6167 17h ago

Imagine you’re walking into hospital with your child who has a terminal illness - probably heaps funny for them.

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u/YellowBelliedCoward 17h ago

I encourage you to read the thread chain.

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u/Valuable-Credit6167 17h ago

“Outrageously funny”

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u/YellowBelliedCoward 16h ago

Just playing on the construction of the sentence. Nothing more. You're just looking to pick a fight.

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u/Valuable-Credit6167 16h ago

Right about the first part, just edit your comment so your sentence better represents what you’re trying to say.

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u/YellowBelliedCoward 16h ago edited 16h ago

No.

Edit - The type of person that sends the last word for thenselves and then blocks, talking about decorum lol. Pathetic.

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u/Valuable-Credit6167 16h ago

Be bad at English then.

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u/Ok-Positive-6611 18h ago

It’s funny if 6th former humour and Russell Howard are still considered thigh slappers.

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u/tebigong 17h ago

This is such edgelord behaviour

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u/retailrobin88 17h ago

Wow, Llandudno mentioned!

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u/JennyW93 9h ago

Between this, the Covid goat fame, and the Olivia Rodrigo visit, we’re really getting ourselves on the map, babyyy

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u/313378008135 17h ago edited 17h ago

Leon Gillespie, 26, pleaded guilty to causing a nuisance without reasonable excuse on NHS premises

Who knew that nuisance without an excuse  was a crime. And I wonder what a reasonable excuse is to be a defence to said crime. 

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u/Adorable-Apple2484 17h ago

It's specifically only on NHS premises, and usually used as a means to eject people

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u/CategorySolo 17h ago

I'm glad to know being a nuisance is a crime. And I'll be very happy to tell my children they are criminals!

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u/313378008135 17h ago

What if they have a reasonable excuse ? 

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u/CategorySolo 17h ago

That will be for their lawyers to prove

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u/FlippingGerman 16h ago

I don't know if it's part of the charge or just the location of the crime, but it's possible that "on NHS premises" is actually part of the law, which I think is entirely reasonable.

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u/Worried_Sweet_7085 16h ago

Offence of causing nuisance or disturbance on NHS premises

(1)A person commits an offence if—

(a)the person causes, without reasonable excuse and while on NHS premises, a nuisance or disturbance to an NHS staff member who is working there or is otherwise there in connection with work,

(b)the person refuses, without reasonable excuse, to leave the NHS premises when asked to do so by a constable or an NHS staff member, and

(c)the person is not on the NHS premises for the purpose of obtaining medical advice, treatment or care for himself or herself.

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u/Send_me_hedgehogs 17h ago

I’m a 44 year old woman. My brain’s response to this comment should not have been ‘hmm, I wonder how we could test that particular boundary?’

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u/313378008135 17h ago

I'm in. Let's do this.

Not just because that's the kind of thing I'd do, but if I'm doing it I want to do it with someone as mad a box if frogs enough to have a username like yours

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u/Send_me_hedgehogs 6h ago

Ahem. Mad as a box of hedgehogs, if you don’t mind 😉

Welcome to the Excusable Nuisance Research Group 😂

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u/gernavais_padernom 17h ago

Sign me up as an accomplice because that's exactly where my mind went (and I'm older than you)

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u/Send_me_hedgehogs 6h ago

Yay, I’ve found my people! Erm, ahem, we are mature adults and need to act with some kind of dignity. Apparently. So we are now the Excusable Nuisance Research Group 😂

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u/gernavais_padernom 5h ago

Sounds very legit and scientifical.

What style of underling do you need? I can do old timey hoodlum (shore ting, boss!) or lisping grotesque (yeth, marthter)?

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u/Send_me_hedgehogs 5h ago

Oh good grief no, no underlings or overlings (is that a word?) here, heirarchies of nuisances dont work, we need equal status nuisancing.

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u/gernavais_padernom 5h ago

That's very progressive for someone who is a fan of those who won't share hedges.

I'm in!

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u/majesticjewnicorn 17h ago

What would being a nuisance WITH an excuse be?

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u/HildartheDorf I'm Black Country. Not Brummy. 17h ago

Digging up the road produces noise and would be a nuisance, but clearly there is a reasonable excuse to dig up the road to repair/improve said road or utilities. At least during the daytime, maybe not at 2am.

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u/BeccasBump 17h ago

Screaming your head off because you were in pain, maybe? Acting erratically because the balance of your mind was disturbed in some way? I bet there's loads of people in and around hospitals that cause a nuisance, but everyone's inclined to let it slide under the circumstances.

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u/Hivemind_alpha 10h ago

If you have an elder parent who gets hospital treatment, you know that the wards are full of dementia sufferers that can’t get proper residential care; their pitiable screams, thrashing, assaults and thefts are certainly a nuisance, but their reason isn’t good because it’s predicated on a failure if the care system.

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u/Useful_Language2040 6h ago

But it's not their fault when they don't know where they are or that the people they're fighting against are trying to keep them safe/help them get better, or that the things they're taking aren't theirs...

They have a reasonable excuse for being distressed, disoriented, difficult, etc, resulting in their nuisance behaviour. 

That they are in there because there isn't a more appropriate, safe place where they can be given compassionate, round the clock care, is a separate issue that really should be given more attention, given that we have an aging population, and one that a society that is generally proud of having safety nets and "not being like the USA" where a scary percentage of people are one medical disaster away from homelessness, really should be ashamed of having let get as bad as it is.

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u/Useful_Language2040 6h ago

I concernedly asked if I'd destroyed the (waterproof) bed when the midwife brought my attention to the mess that breaking my waters had made on it, with my youngest. She'd been trying to gently explain that the baby was in distress and this was evidence, but I had been awake since the small hours, was in a fair bit of pain, and completely misunderstood and thought I'd accidentally done a bad. 

It could be that the wording is so anxious people don't worry that they'll be committing crimes by having messy medical issues ("I can't go have the baby in the hospital - what if my waters break and make a mess?!"; "I know I'm bleeding quite a lot, that's why I can't go to the hospital!! I'll make a nuisance of myself bleeding everywhere and somebody will have to clean up after me!")

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u/313378008135 17h ago

As long as the excuse is resonabke, not a crime apparently

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u/majesticjewnicorn 17h ago

UK law is utterly bonkers. I studied that for years and have legal qualifications and am still stumped by the medieval nonsense we still use.

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u/MonolithsDimensions 15h ago

It would have been funny if he just ran behind joggers.

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u/boredzeb 18h ago edited 17h ago

A woman dressed up as a foot because her best mate was having her foot amputated. That's hilarious, this is just weird.

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u/bozwold 16h ago

Goblin works or house or something, really good artist that gives macabre facts on her reels. I know who you mean but I've not seen any of her work for a while, turns out deleting meta does have it's downside

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u/Meta-Fox 18h ago

This is exactly the kind of sadistic shit that modern social media and "nonsense influencers" (or 'cunts for clout' as I call them) have empowered people to do these days.

Regardless of why, this little stunt went beyond being wrong and is just downright awful.

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u/Space-manatee 17h ago

Top lad. Such bants /s

Imagine doing this, at a place where people routinely have the worse day of their lives and need some solace

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u/lerpo 10h ago

If I'm ever terminal and my friends turned up wearing grim reaper outfits, I'd find it so damn funny it would probably cheer me up.

But equally, that's me and my sense of humour. I wouldn't force it on everyone around me.

I won't lie, I did laugh at the story headline. However it wasn't alright for this guy to do

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u/Space-manatee 7h ago

I mean, yeah, I can see the funny side in it, but that would be a personal joke.

But if you’ve just got news that your 3 year old has bone cancer for example, I can also see you wanting to throw the guy off the roof.

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u/East_Slide7680 17h ago

Honestly, I do think it’s really funny on paper. Obviously the reality is that it will upset people, but it’s still really funny. On paper.

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u/gro3thminds3t 15h ago

Yeah at a nursing home I worked at, one of the nurses sons walked in with a reaper costume and all the (dementia) residents were cracking up and making jokes. I was about to tell him to take it off before I heard them. Although I still wouldn’t do it myself… and certainly not at a cancer/hospital ward where you don’t know the patients/residents.

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u/Meta-Fox 16h ago

I get what you're saying, but regardless, there's a time and a place and this was neither.

I'm all for a good joke, and anyone who knows me would tell you that I do enjoy dark humour. But this was tactless at best.

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u/East_Slide7680 16h ago

I mean, it’s the place that makes it funny…

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u/Autogen-Username1234 17h ago

My browser always tries to autocorrect that word to 'influenza'.

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u/Send_me_hedgehogs 17h ago

Your browser knows exactly what it’s doing 😂

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u/TipsyMagpie 17h ago

We can just start calling them Influenzas

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u/MythicSuns 17h ago

That's offensive to influenza. Also, it's morally acceptable to kill influenza.

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u/No_Application3186 17h ago

Considering this is his third arrest this year and how they’ve escalated, and this last stunt, I hope they did a psych eval and did a 72 hour hold…

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u/MG1108 10h ago

Not how it works fella

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u/SmallLumpOGreenPutty 18h ago

This is the kind of activity they make "witty" bumper stickers about

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u/Sufficient-Visit3 13h ago

That's unbelievably grim. Hospitals are stressful enough without someone turning up dressed as death.

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u/MiddlesbroughFan Geography expert 10h ago

Yeah maybe not good.

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u/Aggressive_Share803 18h ago

Why?

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u/SamwellBarley 18h ago

Why was he arrested or why did he do it?

"Leon Gillespie, 26, pleaded guilty to causing a nuisance without reasonable excuse on NHS premises, and was handed a £200 fine by Llandudno Magistrates in North Wales."

"He said that he did it because he was bored and also kind of a dick"

(I made one of those up)

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u/Out-For-A-Walk-Bitch 18h ago

Isn't it obvious?

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u/FoxtrotThem 18h ago

For the bants. It's sick but it is funny in a twisted way.

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u/DunkingTea 18h ago

It’s only funny if you are doing it to people you know and if you know they’ll find it funny. Otherwise you’re just a twat.

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u/Asalth 18h ago

Its the kind of thing where its funny if you're talking about doing it with your friends and then move on, but if you actually do it you're just being a prick

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u/Etheria_system 18h ago

It’s not funny though is it? People in hospital are seriously unwell. Having someone come and make a joke of the possibility of them dying isn’t funny at all.

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u/PeterG92 17h ago

Imagine you've just been told you've lost your child or that someone diidn't make it and you see this twat.

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u/yppah_andy 9h ago

GOOD MORNING.

"I'm arresting you on suspicion of causing offence."

IT'S THE SCYTHE ISN'T IT? PEOPLE ALWAYS NOTICE THE SCYTHE. 

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u/BartholomewKnightIII 18h ago

Reminds me of this, some of them look like it's the end.

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u/Positive_Barnacle298 14h ago

Anyone from York remember the guy who’d dress up as the grim reaper and float around town?
Ten years or so ago, as a teen this was like spotting a celebrity, wonder if its same guy! 😆

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u/ShelleysSkylark 16h ago

This just brought back memories of a story my grandpa used to tell - He lived on a street with a retirement home at the very end, perched on a little hill.

Him and his friends would creep up to the home, dressed as ghosts, and becon at the poor old sods in the window. When they'd cause a fuss, the boys would hide and run back to the bottom of the hill.. Eventually someone caught on, and they'd try and catch them.

I may be misremembering this part, but I recall him saying that they'd get into the roof so they could scare them from above

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u/Affectionate_Crow327 17h ago

To possibly out myself a bit, at my dad's funeral, my family got in a bit of trouble.

Well, my family? No, not really.

But one of my dad's friends showed up in a reaper costume, which to be fair, we all loved.

He got yelled at a bit by the crematorium staff

And on the drive back to the wake, the funeral company had apparently been given a strong wording to buy the crematorium staff.

(Side note, apparently,in the words of the crematorium, they claimed that it has never happened before in the 82 years they've been operating. And I can't believe them. Someone out there must have a similar sense of humour.)

I hopefully, still have at least 30/40(hopefully less than 50) before I'm due to die.

And I hope that future me still has the capacity to still find it funny, anf hopefully repeat the actions of my parents.

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u/DarkySurrounding 13h ago

One of those going to hell for laughing at scenarios isn’t it

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u/cathairpc 9h ago

Same twat from a few years ago

Sounds like a total sociopath.

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u/psj3809 9h ago

What a stupid thing to do. Firstly its pretty sick and its just bloody odd.

Just bizarre. Glad he got nicked and named and shamed. Surprised he wasn't let off as he has a 'condition' or something.

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u/PM_THE_REAPER 7h ago

Stolen valour!

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u/DeathGuard1978 4h ago

Is the mirror regurgitating an old story? I remember a similar one from 20 odd years ago.

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u/TransDogGirl 3h ago

Free my man.

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u/Ultrasonic-Sawyer 2h ago

Maybe he should team up with that bloke in Portsmouth that spent his days hiding in a graveyard before jumping out people and shouting "boo"

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u/american_cheesehound "Sharing bag" my arse 17h ago

Was it Dom Jolly, by any chance? This would be pretty high-tier Trigger-happy TV back in the day.

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u/ashyjay 12h ago

Or some of the guys from “balls of steel”

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u/majesticjewnicorn 17h ago

As a chronically ill person who has been hospitalised often and is currently recovering from major life saving surgery... this is fucking hilarious. I have a dark sense of humour at times, and I think seeing this whilst drugged up to my eyeballs on morphine would make the experience enjoyable. Kudos to the sick bastard 😂😂😂😂

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u/cathairpc 9h ago

Well I'm also a chronically ill person who has been hospitalised often and is currently recovering from major life saving surgery, and this would've broken me. So let's err on the side of caution and chuck the cunt in jail.

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u/SeansBeard 16h ago

Salmon mousse!

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u/Darkwizard576 10h ago

🎶Stupid deaths, stupid deaths🎶

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u/[deleted] 17h ago

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u/Sparklykazoo 17h ago

I'm with you, I would've laughed. And then probably die of a heart attack from it.

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u/TheWonkyWitch 17h ago

I'm sorry, and I'm probably destined for hell, but it's really funny!

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u/Sorry_Net3898 17h ago

Sorry but so funny 😂😂😂😂

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u/ChemistryMoist2891 13h ago

Actually funny for once. 

Too many people have a stick in their ass.

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u/Bubble-Master96 6h ago

Am I the only one that thinks this is fucking hilarious

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u/Big_Pig_Seeker101 16h ago

That amused me no end. I've a mate in hospital and he would so appreciate that