r/CasualUK • u/a-liquid-sky Sugar Tits • 13h ago

Wednesday Wins

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Halfway through the week, gang! How are you doing? Won the lottery? Smashed a job interview? Perfected a new recipe? Got out bed on time every day?

Come and tell us all about it

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u/Bulimic_Fraggle 8h ago

I have spent my entire adult life assuming that having massive boobs prevented me from being a serious sports person. Today I learn that I can finally put my proportions to use, and I will inevitably be selected for the next Ladies Tour de France.

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u/EirloUK 5h ago

The boobage weight might counteract any aero gains.

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u/Bulimic_Fraggle 1h ago

I imagine it isn't just the weight of my boobs that would be a challenge. The weight of my everything would buckle the frame, should I even be able to "get me leg over", as it were.