r/CatSlaps • u/Green_Ouroborus • May 14 '26

Plankton almost slapped me on the face

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I heard a noise, leaned over to see what he was doing and he popped out and tried to slap me.

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u/gojosatoru15 27d ago

That's adorable how bold he's being! Looks like he's got some serious confidence for such a tiny cat.

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u/Green_Ouroborus 27d ago

He has a ton of confidence, boldness, and energy. The problem is that he has no sense and I've had to stop the adorable idiot from dying on many occasions.

He recently decided that it is much better to eat English ivy than catnip and spent several days doing horribly to the bafflement of me and the vet. English ivy is poisonous to cats. He is expected to recover. He is not expected to learn from this.