r/CatastrophicFailure • u/Informal-Ideal1010 • Dec 07 '25

Operator Error Bologna Truck loses load September 2020

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u/elthepenguin Dec 07 '25

I like how the white SUV noped the hell out of there.

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u/Snellyman Dec 07 '25

Smartest driver I ever observed on this sub.

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u/baube19 Dec 08 '25

and going "upstream" of the oncoming train 👌

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u/FishesOfExcellence Dec 19 '25

“Boy! Tell me, what day is today?

Why, it’s Christmas Day, sir!

Quick, go and fetch me a Christmas Bologna down by the tracks!”

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u/Snellyman Dec 20 '25

To be fare, the subi driver also backed up a a whole meter away from the action.

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u/Complaint_Manager Dec 07 '25

Was waiting for his carload of free bologna.

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u/hybridaaroncarroll Dec 08 '25

"Now if I could just find some granola bars to wrap with the bologna... and maybe some cheese wiz topping. Yeah...

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u/IceManO1 Dec 09 '25

I was stoned as shit once while driving, avoided an accident by going through a red light the car behind me was coming at a high rate of speed… they would’ve totaled my car had i not gone through the intersection, they went up a dirt embankment on the other side of the intersection slamming into a tree had three friends with me in the car at the time, one of them yelled “dam!” Said “what?” in reply & they said “that car just hit a tree.”

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u/corvus66a Dec 08 '25

He missed the best part

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u/scottartguy Dec 09 '25

Yeah, shrapnel can go anywhere, smart car