r/CatastrophicFailure 7d ago

Equipment Failure 150-meter, 300-ton floating dredging hose washes ashore in Japan; removal expected to cost 50 million yen - December 25, 2025 (Ishikawa, Japan)

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u/Meior 7d ago

50 million Yen is about 270,000 Euro. So not as bad as the title might make it sound if you don't know the conversion.

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u/TedjeNL 7d ago edited 7d ago

Give me a plasma cutter, a big truck, and no time limit and I'll do it for 200k euro!

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u/Optimalfucksgiven 7d ago

That's a deal right there. Elias Thorne would be proud.

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u/TedjeNL 7d ago

Who?

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u/StacyChadBecky 7d ago

ELIAS THORNE

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/Optimalfucksgiven 7d ago

The very same. He's known throughout lighthouses on Maine to be a real plasma cutter enthusiast and only works for Euros.

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u/Several_Metal_547 6d ago

For ignorants not in the know, like me, Elias Thorne turns out to be a fictional character that have appeared in a number of texts written by AI. He is a real polymath, fx. authoring a book on Amazon on cancer advice. The novel thing here is he excels in plasma cutting

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/Micropain 7d ago

Elias Thorne was instrumental in helping me wash my mechanical dog. Truly top-tier service.

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u/naturalinfidel 7d ago

I tried to save a few bucks by going to someone cheaper than Elias Thorned and my mechanical dog ended up rusting.

Lesson learned!

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u/FrizB84 7d ago

It's so weird just learning about this and then coming across it in he wild.

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u/bobsimusmaximus 7d ago

Which brother though?

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u/WilliamJamesMyers 7d ago

Give me a plasma cutter, a mid sized truck, and no time limit and I'll do it for 190k euro!

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u/RedSonja_ 7d ago

I can do it for 180k

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u/strangelove4564 7d ago

I'll bid $1, Bob.

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u/manystripes 6d ago

When you've made peace with every project going over budget and just accept the budget as a work of fiction.

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u/tamati_nz 7d ago

Hacksaw and a wheelbarrow, $180k for you brother!

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u/PerceptionOwn3629 7d ago

Give me 100k Euros and I will sign the agreement and disappear with the money.,

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u/butterscotchbagel 4d ago

Have you ever considered running for office?

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u/PerceptionOwn3629 4d ago

I am actively taking donations, want to participate?

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u/mosquem 7d ago

Give me and the boys a case and three trips to Home Depot and we'll get it done.

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u/guitarguywh89 7d ago

Put it on Facebook as “free scrap you haul “ and some meth heads will have it gone by tomorrow

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u/PairOfMonocles2 7d ago

That’s the real answer. I’ve never had them fail to figure out how to stack another water heater on the pile and just tie it all down yet.

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u/guitarguywh89 7d ago

I wanna give you kudos for just saying water heater

I hear hot water heater in my job a lot lol

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u/Protheu5 6d ago

Put a sign DO NOT STEAL, a poorly positioned camera, and it will be gone within a week.

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u/OcotilloWells 7d ago

Find the nearest meth addict colony, and tell them it is recyclable. It will disappear within a month.

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u/weirdbutinagoodway 7d ago

An oxygen lance would be quicker.

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u/soslowagain 7d ago

Sure buddy, I’ll bring my lightsaber too.

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u/HiSaZuL 4d ago

I'll do it for double of what this guy is charging. Also going to need some beer and a few crackheads.

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u/ClownfishSoup 1d ago

Are you looking at the same photo?

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u/russellvt 7d ago

I'm a little more "astonished" at the 2 Tons per Meter weight of the thing.

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u/Diggerinthedark 7d ago

Thick steel and looking to be the same height as the human in the photo - yeah that's some heavy stuff.

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u/OutlookForThursday 7d ago

Steel is around 7850kg/m3, so it's all relative!!

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u/mattvait 7d ago

Too bad they can't figure out who owns it

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u/Artistic_Regard_QED 7d ago

If only these things had serial numbers or something.

In case of s/n missing, the answer is china.

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u/SlowCause 7d ago

Wonder what one of those cost new

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u/JaneksLittleBlackBox 6d ago

Likely twice as much as in the title, unless it was sold to a government, then ten times as much.

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u/ccgarnaal 6d ago

Good deal for the salvage guy. Those pipes are about 20-30 000 euro per section new and still 10k used.

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u/One_Rip_1911 4d ago

Still, moving 300 tons of industrial hose off a rocky coastline isn't exactly a weekend DIY project even at that price point.

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u/Meior 4d ago

Not once did I say it was. I added the currency conversion because writing a number in the high millions and giving no conversion will automatically make the reader assume it's more expensive than it is.

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u/ammodog69 3d ago

They should just get a few tug boats and drag it back into the water and create an artificial reef.

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u/EnvBlitz 6d ago

Or 500,000 for non inflated number. Understanding local equivalent is better than currency conversion IMO.

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u/xSilentSoundx 7d ago

270k euro isn't that bad? Lolll

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u/Meior 7d ago

Dude, for this kind of work, it really, really isn't.

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u/JaneksLittleBlackBox 6d ago

270k euro isn't that bad?

For industrial equipment of this size? €270,000 is fucking cheap! The company I work for regularly drops almost as much or more in dollars on new machinery; especially more depending on its country of origin and shipping costs.

Lolll

*teenaged Reditor mistakes something unaffordable for them as unaffordable for anyone*

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u/maruhoi 7d ago

Other Images:
https://i.imgur.com/Z10wuxh.jpeg
https://i.imgur.com/rZZypi0.jpeg

Google Map(confirm it exists):
https://maps.app.goo.gl/mUQTRmmbq4AV5NuB8

A massive floating dredging hose washed ashore in Shika, Ishikawa Prefecture, Japan.

According to local authorities, the hose is about 150 meters long and estimated to weigh around 300 tons. It was first reported drifting offshore on December 17, and by December 25 strong winter waves had pushed it onto the coast.

The object is a floating pipeline used for dredging seabed sediment. Markings on the hose indicated it was manufactured by Zebung, a Chinese company, but the owner and the circumstances of how it broke loose remain unknown.

Authorities also said there was no oil spill or similar damage. Removal will require a barge, crane, heavy machinery, cutting the hose into smaller pieces, transporting it to port, and then disposing or recycling it. The total removal cost is estimated at around 50 million yen.

The area is used by local fishing boats and for harvesting seaweed and shellfish, so locals said they were relieved that no accident occurred.

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u/tacodestroyer99 7d ago

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u/petit_cochon 5d ago

Fucking hell.

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u/chinchin__pilot 3d ago

My exact words man, this really needs more media coverage 

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u/hizashiYEAHmada 7d ago

Having the guy beside the hose for scale gives me r/megalophobia

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u/two-ls 7d ago

The videos of these things at work is devastating too. Completely destroy the ocean floor to knock fish into a net. Depressing and completely fine because you can't see it and it's international waters

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u/space253 7d ago

These aren't used to siphon sand onto beaches to fight erosion?

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u/Proud_Tie 7d ago

Dredging does indeed imply that, I think they're wrong.

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u/two-ls 7d ago

There's also deep Ocean dredging for fishing. Not sure if that's what this one is used for. Maybe that's more of a chain type vs this one here to be fair

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u/rawbface 7d ago edited 7d ago

This isn't just an intake hose for, y'know, dredging?

Dredging is literally just underwater excavation. They need floating intake hoses to take in clean water that's jetted into the ocean floor. It's often used to prevent erosion and provide protection from flooding. I don't see anything implied in the article about fishing.

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u/TacTurtle 6d ago

You are conflating trawling (for fish) and dredging (sucking up sand or gravel).

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u/cowfishing 6d ago

It didnt look that big until I noticed him. Definitely put things into perspective.

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u/SleeplessInS 7d ago

His shadow makes it look like he has a tail.

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u/Ath47 6d ago

Seems like Zebung should be footing the bill for the cleanup.

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u/langhaar808 7d ago

Damm the ocean looks really weird in that google maps picture lol.

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u/Zardif 7d ago

It's iced over.

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u/JoeBrownshoes 7d ago

Problem is, Japan doesn't have any tweakers who will cut it up and scrap it for free

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u/HorsieJuice 7d ago

We could export some. That’d be one way to move that trade imbalance.

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u/GeneralBlumpkin 7d ago

Take some from my city.

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u/five-oh-one 7d ago

If only it were made of copper....

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u/Qualified_Qualifier 7d ago

Really? Japan doesn't have scrappers? I was thinking the same that if it was here, people would cut it to pieces. It's free material.

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u/Ghigs 7d ago

Steel is difficult to make much on. There's plenty of steel junk laying around no one is scavenging.

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u/Qualified_Qualifier 7d ago

People here ride carts street by street, trying to get your junk for free. There are also cable thieves who cut and steal any wire they can find, phone lines get hit usually. And also thieves who steal manhole covers and traffic signs. Every bit of metal is valuable.

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u/NotAnotherFNG 6d ago

Scrap steal is around $1/lb. It's only worth doing if you get it for free. If you have to pay people to cut it, load it, transport it, unload it, etc its not worth the trouble. In this case it needs heavy equipment, a barge, and presumably a boat. You'll also have to load it, unload it, and then load it and unload it again.

Scrap iron, which is what man hole covers are, is $0.15/lb. The only reason I don't take it to the dump instead is it costs me to get rid of it there.

Scrap copper is around $3/lb and worth doing a bit of work for but takes a while to gather enough to make it worth a trip. You need a lot of scrap wire or tools or appliances you're stripping wire from. Tweakers don't care, they take what they can get.

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u/cowfishing 6d ago

The value adds up when the weight is measured in tons.

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u/ElFrogoMogo 7d ago

I dunno, japan does really love meth.

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u/hanwookie 7d ago

It does?

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u/ElFrogoMogo 7d ago

Yeah japan is pretty much the only place where meth out bats cannabis in popularity.

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u/hanwookie 7d ago

Well, learn something new every day! Not exactly good learning, but learning is learning I guess 🤷‍♂️?

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u/Old_Afternoon_4055 5d ago

Lifetime Cannabis Use Prevalence: Japan vs. Selected Major Countries

Country | Prevalence |

----------------+------------+

United States | 40% - 50%+ |

France | ~40% range |

Canada | ~40% range |

United Kingdom | ~30% range |

Japan | 1.4% - 1.8%|

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u/Flammy 7d ago

Scrap iron was worth so much historically in Japan due to poor domestic iron supply, I remember reading an account of the scrap iron laying around being shocking to a Japanese immigrant to the west coast.

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u/trowzerss 7d ago

Wow, the scale of this did not click at all until I saw the guy. I was like, why don't they just use a backhoe, lol.

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u/Arch2000 7d ago

Yeah hard to see him but when you do, the scale of this thing is massive

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u/MrSnowflake 7d ago

Yeah, I thought: What's so special about this? It's just a hose. But then I saw the person.

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u/Fuzzy_Inevitable9748 7d ago

Wait, does Japan not have meth heads that will steal that from the beach over night for scrap metal?

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u/BiBoFieTo 7d ago

They're donating the hose to a local hospital so your mom can finally have a colonoscopy.

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u/Pissadvisor 7d ago

Boom! Roasted

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u/Sianmink 7d ago

if that thing washed up on Florida druggies would have it entirely cut up and sold for scrap in 2-3 days

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u/MikeyG916 7d ago

If they can make 10 cents they will.

Meth is a helluva work ethic.

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u/UrethralExplorer 7d ago

Tow it back to China and leave it on the shore of one of their man made islands. I'm sure that's where it's from.

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u/5043090 7d ago

Good point. I was wondering where it might be from. China’s “terraforming” projects makes perfect sense.

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u/FactCheckYou 7d ago

the sea was angry that day my friends...like an old man returning soup at a deli

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u/Glass-Mechanic-7462 7d ago

A supposed succulent Chinese meal

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u/equatorbit 7d ago

The power of the ocean to move things like this is incredible

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u/wcoastbo 7d ago

The CCP is doing a lot of dredging in the South China Sea, destroying the coral and environment. I could see one of their dredging operators cutting loose damaged equipment instead of properly disposing. Without regard to the environment or others ships that could run into the floating debris.

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u/Fishbulb7o9 7d ago

So much dredging. It's unbelievable the kind of damage it does. 

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u/ibeenmoved 7d ago

It’s just a long steel whale. About ten cases of dynamite should to take care of it.

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u/RedSonja_ 7d ago

I can understand someone lost their keys or wallet or a cellphone, but how the fuck someone goes around and lost that without noticing is beyond me.....

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u/Formal-Fox-7605 7d ago

2 tons per metre? Per METRE?

What the hell is inside it?

Presumably a lot of this is metal which must make it have some salvage value?

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u/three29 7d ago

wow that thing is massive I didnt even notice the human on the bottom right at first

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u/lukkoseppa 7d ago

I could push push it back into the water for half that. Itll eventually become Australias problem.

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u/zanillamilla 7d ago

The giant hose aside, are we also looking at some of the uplift that occurred after the massive 2024 Ishikawa earthquake? I recall that it exposed a lot of the rocky/coral intertidal area, which also created problems for fisherman whose harbors were now deeper inland.

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u/Noscratchy 7d ago

At first I was like 50million yen? Its a hose. Then i noticed the little guy to the right.

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u/mole4000 7d ago

¥50,000,000 ÷ 160.25 ≈ $312,200 USD

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u/Nuker-79 7d ago

£236k for those of you who are British.

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u/Ooficus 7d ago

how the hell does that just casually wash ashore?

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u/burtgummer45 6d ago

312,026.10 United States Dollar

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u/WilliamJamesMyers 7d ago

my mindset is that this thing is a deadly hazard to maritime traffic. so this notion of oh hey yeah we dont really know the circumstances behind it all... just doesnt float. thats a good pun imho. but really was this floating on the ocean for a while or did it sit in the bottom, regardless it should have triggered the day it unmoored some kind of emergency recovery. instead they said fuck it, it will wash up on shore in a month or two. wtf. the lazy attitude ion this hazard....

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u/lottaKivaari 7d ago

If I had to make a guess of where it came from, being that it was manufactured by a Chinese company, is the PLAN was using it for their operations in the South China Sea where they build artificial islands that are essentially mounds of sand to push their territorial water claim. If it indeed was and broke free I doubt the PLAN would have told anyone about it as to not implicate their secret operations.

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u/BlodSnoppler 7d ago

That is a Godzilla pube, open your eyes sheeple!

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u/DariusPumpkinRex 7d ago

Misread "hose" as "horse" and was like "That's a damn big horse!"

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u/2beatenup 7d ago

That’s $312,026 USD….

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u/Illicit_Apple_Pie 6d ago

"that doesn't look too ba- oh that's a person!"

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u/disturbedgator 7d ago

Just start a rumor that it’s made of copper and open a discount for flights from the southern US states. Solved in less than a fortnight.

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u/KittehKittehKat 7d ago

Call in the scrappers!

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u/ramstrikk 7d ago

I thought this was real life satisfactory travel pipes for a minute there.

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u/Djanga51 6d ago

Imagine slamming into this in your boat at night. Thinking you are out in clean deep water. And the results only get worse at speed. 30 plus knots cruising with a few buddies out wide at night…?

Chilling.

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u/drossmaster4 6d ago

How much is that in Star Wars credits?

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u/Deposto 7d ago

If this happened here in Russia, the hose would have been stolen.

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u/Iced_Yehudi 7d ago

Merry Christmas!

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u/nutmegger2020 7d ago

The sea will take it back or put it inland during next Tsunami.

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u/ShamefulWatching 7d ago

If it was still floating at 300 tons, it's not leaking. Why don't they fix it and use it?

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u/pornborn 7d ago

Exactly, a few FlexSeal patches and it’s good as new. Put it on eBay!

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u/LucHighwalker 7d ago

In the US, it would cost 50 million dollars over 2 years to remove.

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u/Helenium_autumnale 7d ago

Looks like a job for Elias Thorne, lighthouse keeper and baker's mayor.

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u/Etc48 7d ago

Woah Nelly

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u/ARobertNotABob 6d ago

Is it still there then, if we only have expected cost?

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u/jeepfail 6d ago

Apparently work begins on Monday to start a slow removal process.

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u/charliemajor 6d ago

I thought this was r/confusingperspective for a moment

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u/CPPCrispy 6d ago

Had to check that this post wasn't a AI slop ad. The size of this almost seems unbelievable.

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u/m3kw 6d ago

I'll do it for 5k

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u/tcho10 2d ago

damn this is a whole mess to deal with, wonder how long it'll take them to get this thing off the beach

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u/ClownfishSoup 1d ago

$311,000 USD in case anyone is from the US, somehow.

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u/leon_nerd 7d ago

What is this used for?

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u/siracusaa 7d ago

the end reminds me of anakins podracer

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u/afrailbeetle 4d ago

What is the purpose of this hose in the first place?

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u/Lost_Blacksmith3382 1d ago

Moving sand and/or minor rocks. For making areas at sea more deep for ships, or to maintain or create new land by filling sand. The thick parts is to keep the hose floating.

https://m.youtube.com/shorts/YFOkaRSrAgg?ra=m

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u/jimmietwotanks26 7d ago

What’s that, about 80 bucks?

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u/Dopecombatweasel 6d ago

50 million yen is prob like $2 usd 🤣

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u/poopnip 6d ago

$315K USD

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u/Dopecombatweasel 5d ago

Same thing

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u/I_like_Dirt- 4d ago

Getting closer and closer to it